I made these awards for you with my fingertips. Actually you guys are the funny ones, so I guess you made your own awards.

Omg you are all so funny and smart and your hair is shiny, have an award or 10.

Emily Choo takes over the comment awards like Google takes over your life. Except Google doesn’t give you an award that makes you feel all shiny and gay inside. (or maybe that’s next?)

More comment awards full of love and hilarity. And dirty, dirty bisexuals.

Comment award time! Get ready to laugh and cry at this week’s funny business and stories about sex ed.

Not to be confused with the French version: the week of a penis. No one here wants that week.

That time of the week. So much better than that time of the month.

Hello. Have you done your duty as a gay person and molested your obligatory 117 people yet? Don’t worry, we’re offering a special deal where you can cash in your comment award and have that number reduced by 10 people. Just like the games at Chuck E. Cheese! We’re just here to help.

Do you love gerunds? There’s a a song for that.

Hello, are you coming to our party? Please do. We think these comments mean you’re all funny and it would be nice to be drunk in your presence, probs. Do you like my hat? Goodbye.

This week’s comment awards is chock full of Mean Girls quotes, tender-loving moments, random shit, and of course, a lot of laughs. LOLs you might say.

Be proud of your comment! This is a cheesy theme for comment awards! Are you even reading this excerpt right now?

This is for all you girls about 25/In a little apartment, just trying to get by/Living on, on dreams and spaghetti-o’s/Wondering where you life is gonna go.

Hey-o lads and ladies. It’s Friday, which means it’s comment award time. This title is probs too long, but that video (you know the one I’m talking about, with Nat and Dinah Shore!) is so funny that I feel obliged to bring it up as many times as possible.

It’s Saturday, which usually means nothing, but today it means comment awards! You guys are so funny; we love you.

Hello and good afternoon. Have I told you lately that I love you? Well I’m telling you now. I love you, commenters. You are all special snowflakes.

It’s Friday! Finally! So much happened this week; we had a birthday, talked to Marisa Meltzer, and went to prom with girls. There were some haters out on the interwebs this week, but y’all beat them up them with your typical funny and smarty pants selves so do yourselves a favor and go watch the new video for ‘Telephone.’

Ah, homo-love is in the air – can you feel it? … No? Well, you’ll always have us as your Valentine (and maybe if we’re both still single in 10 years, we could give it a shot, ya know, just for funsies). Forget the Hallmark cards, your Autostraddle Comment Award will keep your warm at night!

This was a big week, with the second episode of In Your Box Office and interviews with both NOH8 frontman Adam Bouska and Dani Campbell and worldwide gender panic. You said funny things and we want you to know that we were paying attention.

The comment awards are back and we’ve got two weeks full of your sharp cheddar/wit that we’re ready to throw back at you because we love you more than cheese!