Greetings Queers, and Happy Election Day! Welcome to our Feelings Thread / Election Day Party Live Blog. Are you excited? I’m excited.

Candy, fisting, politics. PERIOD.

This post aims to answer pressing questions such as, “now that the fundraising campaign is over, how long ’til we get to see the new website?” and “when is my fundraising t-shirt gonna be here???”

Autostraddlers are adorable in real life and online.

We just wanted to say a few things before taking your money and running off to a tropical island to do some offshore trading and margarita-drinking with the ladies.

Super moms, composting and the price of mini geese.

School is in session, get your chin off your desk.

We made it to 80k! That means you can request gifs from Brianna’s brilliant straddle-gifs tumblr AND we’re raffling off two camperships for September for anyone looking for a last-minute vaycay!

The comment awards still have a lot of #soccerfeelings and would just like to make out with Megan Rapinoe already.

This week featured famous people coming out times 3, pies cream sandwiches, rompers, and also BRUNCH.

It’s been a rainy, windy week, but the promise of the Hot 100 looming on the horizon is enough to warm things up.

Or at least I am.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Congratulations! Today is your day. You’re off to Great Places! You’re off and away!

And will be until 2056.

We’re smiling with our eyes and launching an attack.

Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter.

We’re all in good company.

Because we like it best when the Internet and real life collide.

It’s the most wonderful time of the year to love yourself and Autostraddle at the same time with t-shirts, posters, and calendars! Plus SPECIAL BLACK FRIDAY DEALS!