Greetings Queers, and Happy Election Day! Welcome to our Feelings Thread / Election Day Party Live Blog. Are you excited? I’m excited.

Or at least I am.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

Congratulations! Today is your day. You’re off to Great Places! You’re off and away!

And will be until 2056.

We’re smiling with our eyes and launching an attack.

Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter.

We’re all in good company.

Because we like it best when the Internet and real life collide.

In which we share secrets and laughs.

Wouldn’t it be exciting if we got famous presenters every week to announce the awards?

Roses are red, violets are blue, we’ve got a “like” button because we like you.

In which we talk about all the wit, humor, and love you contributed to the site this week and introduce our new feature, “Autostraddle Social Group of the Week”

If the Internet were high school, Autostraddle commenters would be the funny kid who’s friends with everybody.

The Real L Word’s Franny is our June Calendar Girl which is exciting because she’s also awesome and incredibly beautiful.

My heart’s in the strangest place.

we, we so excited.

Is it significant that I eat bananas as I write this?

I’m confused a lot, but happy Friday!

So you gave us some money and in return I give you some comment awards.