Hi mittens! Is it fall yet? Please?
This week, the straights were most definitely at it again.
Carrie for President 2032! I’m openly weeping at the pantsuit opportunities alone.
Riese gave us this important remembrance of Edith Windsor.
I’m just a seatbelt, standing in front of another seatbelt, asking her to love me: Crystal brought us some of the weirdest anti-equality ad campaigns from Australia’s fight for equal marriage laws.
This is powerful and perfect. And also NSFW.
In maybe the best news I’ve heard so far in 2017, Beyoncé has chosen Laverne Cox as a brand ambassador!
DEMI LOVATO MIGHT CURRENTLY HAVE A GAL PAL. Does Mey know about this? (Edit: She does.)
And then there were your comments!
On Straight People Watch: Summer 2K17 (and truly, this entire comment thread deserved awards, give yourselves a round of applause):
The If These Walls Could Talk Award to Sarah and Chandra:
The Fabric of Our Lives Award to Rous Rose:
The Fresh Choice Award to Lisa, Hannah, and Snaelle:
And the $300,000 Pyramid Award to PaperoFlowers:
On BREAKING: Demi Lovato Almost Maybe Possibly Has a Girlfriend Now:
The Cool For September Award to donnamartingraduates:
On Australia’s Anti-Same Sex Marriage Ads Ranked by Queerness:
The Clacking Game Award to Sam:
And the Life…Finds a Way Award to Kristana, love ain’t no billy goat, and Gilbert:
On Pop Culture Fix: Samira Wiley Is Out Here Gaying Up Women’s Magazines, Saving The World:
The Mummy Issues Award to Charlotte:
On At Least No One Asked You to Fake a Straight Wedding With Your Lesbian Wife Today:
The Jenny’s Wedding Award to Vicky and Al:
See a funny or amazing comment that needs to be here? E-mail me at queergirlblogs [at] gmail [dot] com!
Once again, Carmen SanDiego is spared.
Permission to steal this GIF and send it to all my straight friends, family members, and acquaintances whenever one of my ‘far-fetched’ queer ships becomes canon?
You do you!
Good to see Paper0Flowers back again. I missed you, pal!
EVERYONE WAS SO FUNNY THIS WEEK
THIS WAS A GREAT WEEK FOR COMMENTS!
Dr. Caitlin VOODOO, PhD!
She worked hard for that doctorate and deserves to be called by Her full official name
Absolutely! That’s why I always use it =^.^=
If you could be any super villian who would you be? Can from anywhere (comics, tv, movies, games ect.) as long as it’s a super villian. I’m torn between Mystique from X-Men and Purgatori from Purgatori.
Either Vicious from Cowboy Bebop because thats my biggest wish in life to be super tall, super cool, super good with a katana and super broody, this dude fills in all the criteria I want to be vicious :/
Otherwise I’d just be poison ivy, misnadry and harley quinn once she gets rid of the joker baggage seems a pretty sweet deal
Regina Mills aka The Evil Queen
or Magneto
I was going to say the Evil Queen as well, but then I realised I’d probably instantly die of my own hotness.
So I guess I’ll be…
Good choice!!
I thought about picking the Evil Queen also, but honestly I would rather date her than be her…
Same. Someone pls write a Regina Mills/Bellatix Lestrange fanfic.
That fanfiction would be EPIC!
I’ve dipped into some serious Bellamione ff this year…
Good choice is all I’m saying.
Hmmmmm maybe Callisto from Xena? Or Alti, also from Xena. That show had some fantastic villains.
I am already the head of a major crime organization
Just kidding.
I would choose Voldemort or Magneto, go to an ATM and make it spit out all of the money and then hand it to needy people and to AS
so in other words I would be a terrible villain.
A terrible villian but a wonderful person
No question: Catwoman. (All of her TV and screen incarnations rocked, with the exception of one from 2004 that does not, in fact, exist; but it’s Michelle Pfeiffer’s take I’d model myself after)
Ooh, I love Michelle Pfeiffer’s cat woman!
Ursula from Little Mermaid
The “If these walls could talk” was inspired, @queergirl.
Autocorrect tried wells instead of walls…which, hey, I guess also.
If these wells of loneliness could talk, maybe?
If the wells could talk they would talk to Samara Morgan
Great, now I’m gonna die in seven days….
Okay I kind of expecting an award this week, but I was expecting to get it for another comment(the like count was high). Color me surprised, queer, and delighted! Thank you!
Ha I haven’t had a comment award for ages!
Me: *Finishes typing comments on Erin’s straight people article* *Shakes head at self and chuckles* That pun is totally lame.
Queer girl: *Give me an award AND puts the aforementioned lame pun IN THE ACTUAL TITLE OF THE COMMENT AWARDS*
Me:
You are an inspiration to us all!
Be as confident as an average white male and you will rule the world
It pleases me very much to learn that no fewer than 20 people are on board with my 100% correct theory about the contextual clues re: Demi Lovato’s hand-holding!
Thanks Queer Girl, and may their lovating bloom eternal.
Discovery flannel sounds like something you’d buy at Eddie Bauer or LL Bean.
Wait – no one made that rainbow Trojan horse t-shirt or at least a .gif?
Congrats winners, you posted some gold.