Results for: you need help
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The Comment Awards Are Dreaming Up A Better World
“As a thick butch, I love this thick butch content!”
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The Comment Awards Are Carefully Setting Traps of Tiramisù
“Two apples a day attract the Doctor. If you hear a TARDIS, get ready to run!”
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The Comment Awards Are Trick-Or-Treating in the Void
“I need to know more about your house and its secrets (it’s haunted, right???) just like folks need to donate to the fundraiser.”
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The Comment Awards Are Thirty Going on Thirteen
“Someday I’m gonna be a sexy spinster with a house full of ethically sourced dead ravens AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!”
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The Comment Awards Are Cuddling Up With Ghosts
“‘Opportunity to be ghosted by Kristen Stewart’ was my knee-jerk dad joke response.”
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The Comment Awards Are at Hot Topic, Looking for Megan Fox
“I think I just ascended to another plane of being.”
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The Comment Awards Are Snowed In
“Glad to see that Harold has finally learned about lesbians!”
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The Comment Awards Believe In Love and Claws
“Three seasons of watching Niecy Nash in those jumpsuits on ‘Claws,’ I feel like I willed this into existence.”
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The Comment Awards Are Loyal and True
“James is a great man who let Bette Porter yell at him all the time and never complained. He was Bette’s most loyal bottom.”
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The Comment Awards Are Traversing Time and Space to Love and Eat Cabbage
“Francine was almost definitely my root, so this is very affirming.”
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The Comment Awards Know: There Are No Accidents
“Best moment is being in a room full of gays singing along to the Golden Girls theme song!”
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The Comment Awards Are at a Cabin in the Woods
“At least I’ll get to make out with my hot girlfriend before checking out the noise in the basement and getting electrocuted by the router!”
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The Comment Awards Are Studying Folklore
“There’s no way a straight person could yearn like Taylor Swift does.”
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The Comment Awards Are Nipple Confident
“I wish I were a Magnificent Melissa, but if we’re being honest, I’m at BEST a Smiling Rob.”
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The Comment Awards Are Dating Through the Zombie Apocalypse
“When we got to the bar, I definitely thought this was going to turn into a quiz about your ideal steamy lesbian date.”
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The Comment Awards Are Hiding In A Tree With A Supersoaker
“Magic Wand as mic is always SO GOOD.”
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The Comment Awards Are Gasping Out Loud
“Do you thinks we could add an option to specifically donate $69?”
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The Comment Awards Are Fetching the Motherf*cking Bolt Cutters
“Proof that mullets are the gayest thing: I had one in sixth grade!”
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The Comment Awards Have Until 2080 to Find A Better Name for the Gay-Lympics
“Just in time for my Sports Gay Summer! (A summer in which I, queer, play absolutely no sports but admire the athletes, gay, who do).”
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The Comment Awards Know The Straights Could Never
The ears on that dog! The dog under those ears!