The Comment Awards Are Carefully Setting Traps of Tiramisù

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Good morning, sunflowers! Yesterday I took an adorable photo of my puppy Milo, posted it across all of my socials, and then a dear friend pointed out that the thing Milo was sniffing in the photo was another dog’s poop. Life comes at you fast!

This week’s quiz asked, perhaps, the most important question of all: What bread are you? I am sourdough!

Hinge has got some new gay prompts, and Analyssa’s got some THOUGHTS on them.

I’m taking notes: How To Seduce A Lesbian With Tiramisù.

Em helped a reader whose girlfriend is having trouble making friends as an adult. The struggle is real!

We’ve got a trailer for season four of Killing Eve! (For a show called Killing Eve, there sure is a decided lack of killing Eve! And thank goodness for that.)

Queer baby alert! Da Brat and fiancé Jesseca Dupart are expecting!!

Need a V-day gift for your archetype? Er, loved one? Kayla’s got you covered.

And then there were your comments!

On Things I’ve Eaten for Lunch at My Girlfriend’s House:

The Shopping List Award to danijanae, alchemille and Vanessa:

Vanessa I adore this list and you. The bravery to eat cheese AND cabbage in front of someone you want to fuck? Unparalleled!

And the Apples of my Eye Award to Am I Ginger and ExceptForBunnies:

The effect of apples on The Doctor is as follows: 0 Apples – No effect 1 Apple – Keeps The Doctor Away 2 Apples – Attracts The Doctor If you hear a TARDIS, get ready to run.

On Quiz: What Bread Are You?

The Challah! Award to Kristana, Iarran Mé, and Chandra (and click through for the rest of the puns too!):

Ciabatta believe that that’s what I got.

On Ranking and Roasting Hinge’s New Gay Prompts:

The Humblebrag Award to Gaby:

HAHAHAHAHAHAH oh my good god these are horrifying. the chosen family one is physically painful. not to brag, but i am no longer on hinge, so thank you so much for bringing these to our attention.

On How To Seduce A Lesbian With Tiramisù:

The It’s a Trap! Award to Kristana:

*A photo of a box propped up with a stick, makeshift trap fashion*

On February 2022: What’s New and Gay on Netflix, Hulu, Peacock, HBO Max, AMC+, Disney+ and Amazon Prime Video:

The Announcements, Announcements, Announce-ments! Award to pips:

Heart Shot was directed by Marielle Woods, who was an A-Camper in 2019!! It’s part of a program at Netflix to give opportunities to emerging directors and it’s one of three shorts that Netflix is considering turning into a full length movie!! So tell everyone you know to watch it pleeeeaaaase!!!!

And on Valentine’s Day Gifts For 10 Queer Archetypes:

The Goldilocks Award to Abeni Jones:

I was just tweeting (and then deleting) something about how my hot beverages are too hot 45% of the time, too cold 45% of the time, and only drinkable for 10% of the time. So I never finish them. So anyway I want that mug!

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  1. I’m soooo glad that Abeni commented on the mug so brilliantly that it got crowned in this week’s Comment Awards, otherwise I would’ve missed it, Valentine’s not being a thing for me this year.

    Wow oh wow.

    I’m willing to reconsider. Happy Valentine’s to me !

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