Quiz: What Bread Are You?

As Oprah once said, “I Love Bread.”

Bread: Rotund. Brown. Beautiful. Some might say a little like myself. Bread is delicious and economical. From the most basic white to the sprouted grain stuff, there’s something for everyone. What kind of bread are you, you might ask? And I’m here to answer that question. The results also feature a recipe for each bread for any ambitious bakers out there.


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danijanae

Dani Janae is a poet and writer based out of Pittsburgh, PA. When she's not writing love poems for unavailable women, she's watching horror movies, hanging with her tarantula, and eating figs. Follow Dani Janae on Twitter and on Instagram.

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28 Comments

  1. I got hearty honey wheat! “Gorgeous, brown, thoughtful, you make everyone around you feel welcome and wanted. A true sweetie, your chosen fam is super proud of you.” I will definitely take it 😍

    (though I do have a loaf of no-knead sourdough from a homegrown starter ready to go into the oven as we speak! [My starter’s name is Idgie.])

  2. This is the best quiz ever made. Bread is the best thing ever. Maybe next to cheese and butter, but together they are even more awesome than the sum of their parts so that’s just heaven.

    I’m a sourdough and that is a perfect match. Classic and full of flavour.

  3. Wow, I got Sprouted Grain and the description is pretty gosh darn accurate.

    “You’re a crunchy type, very intelligent and dreamy. You’re textured, complex, and exciting. You’re always talking about mindfulness and mental health.”

    I’ve been gluten-free for 2 decades (celiac disease) and I don’t think I’ve ever had sprouted grain bread.

  4. Ciabatta !

    “You’re what Sade would call a smooth operator. A lil thiccy with great taste in everything, you’re a joy to be around.”

    I’d like to think that’s very true.

    I love bread, all kinds. Any answer would’ve made me jump for joy but I love that as an added bonus I get to sing along with Sade in my head !

  5. I was just thinking how my actual favourite soup was missing – the Jewish penicillin, chicken soup. But then the quiz saw me and my Jewishness and got it right, I am challah!

    I also thought of some great Asian soups that weren’t on the list, so I would love to do which soup are you next!

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