The Comment Awards Have Until 2080 to Find A Better Name for the Gay-Lympics

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Important: Quiz: What Disney Channel Original Movie Made You Gay? I wasn’t allowed to watch the Disney Channel as a kid but I hear that Cadet Kelly was VERY important to people.

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This is everything I have ever needed, and more: The Olympics Will Be Completely Gay By 2080, According to Science.

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SO MANY out women and nonbinary people are playing soccer in the Olympics!

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And then there were your comments!

On Quiz: What Disney Channel Original Movie Made You Gay?

The Star-Crossed Award to Chloe and Kristana:

I got Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century, which definitely made me a sci-fi fan, but Motocrossed like, actually made me gay.

On “American Horror Stories” Is Ryan Murphy At His Worst:

The Ryan Murphy, No Award to Leah:

Murphy is still the same man who thought being in a glee club was the same as experiencing racism

On Spaces & Places: Team Fantasy Wishlist:

The Billy Bookworm Award to Arvan12:

Heather, I’m with you. It has been my dream since approximately forever to have an actual library in my house, a room filled entirely, wall to wall to wall to wall, with books, and a sliding ladder on the bookcases so I can reenact the opening scene of Beauty and the Beast. I’m off to a decent start, I do have a wall in my apartment that is just three Billy bookcases side by side. And I have extensively researched Ikea hacks and ogled a lot of home libraries on Instagram. So hopefully one day I will have the library of my dreams!

On The L Word Generation Q Season 2: New Episode Stills Show Bette and Gigi on a Date, Some Fashion Choices:

The Professor Porter Award to Priscila T:

Getting some Mcgonagall vibes from Better Porter. Lets have her run a non-terfy magical school, and be stern but good to some mischievous queer mages.

On The Olympics Will Be Completely Gay By 2080, According to Science:

The Card-Carrying Award to Margaret and Garry Farewell:

As a licensed mathematician (with a degree and everything!) I can confirm that this checks out.

On FYP: TFW You Realize 4 Months Later That She WAS Flirting With You!

The Wild Cherry Award to Noodlesforever:

*renounces atheism, runs down to the local church with a 2 liter of wild cherry Pepsi, just in case*

And on Meet The 42 Gay Women and Non-Binary Soccer Players of the Tokyo Summer Olympics:

The Strong-Armed Award to Erin:

I can’t believe Christiane Endler got gay married last May and no one told me! She was such a sex symbol for queer women after the World Cup last time and we all wanted her to catch us in her strong arms like she did her teammates. *swoon*

And the Wet Hot International Summer Award to Caitlin:

just in time for my sports gay summer!* *a summer in which i, queer, play absolutely no sports but admire the athletes, gay, who do

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  1. Frozen treats for everyone*! Thank you QG.

    *The only frozen treats in my freezer are a partial bag of gluten-free cookies hiding in the back and maybe a bag of frozen berries.

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