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The Comment Awards Are Sometimes a Grumpy Loaf
“Has there ever been anything so relatable on this site?”
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The Comment Awards Are Paws Up for Prancer
“Does Girls Out of Hell describe the women I read about or me who intrigue me, live in my head rent free, and continuously pull me in like a moth to flame? Hell yeah!”
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The Comment Awards Are Remembering to Breathe
“Honestly, my most creative accomplishment this year was recreating the entire movie ‘Labyrinth’ from start to finish on an Animal Crossing island!”
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The Comment Awards Are Saying Good F*cking Riddance to 2020
“If I’m ever single again, my dating profile will definitely say Gob4Gob.”
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The Comment Awards Are Floating on a Cloud of Gay Subtext
“She’s Lesbian Jesus. I’m afraid what she’ll level up to.”
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The Comment Awards Are Calling From the Rooftops
“Be grateful for your abundance, you privileged piece of shi*t!”
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The Comment Awards are Sandwiched in a Corner with Kristen Stewart
“So the woman who kills Terminators in her spare time is afraid to tell her parents she’s dating Kristen Stewart?”
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The Comment Awards Are Sobbing Over Gay Cartoons
“I too am in ‘active negotiations’ to include LGBT content in my holidays – by setting up an OkCupid profile.”
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The Comment Awards Are Haunting The Remote Control
“I can confirm that it turns up when you search for lesbians on Netflix, but it does not turn up when you shout ‘LESBIANS!’ at your Roku remote.”
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The Comment Awards Are Running Laps Around the Garden
“When life gives you Leonards, make Leonard-ade.”
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The Comment Awards Are Powering Up
“How can I become a member of the Wubble? Just curious.”
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The Comment Awards Are Mild & Annoyed
“Could you not have shipped out some PPE before we read this article? I just spit out my tea laughing, and probably infected the tomato plants.”
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The Comment Awards Are Reading! To! Kittens!
“Time to start the ‘I Got Jenny’ support group!”
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The Comment Awards Want to Know Your Superpower
“I made you a sex bench! Now, who’s going to stain it?”
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The Comment Awards Are A Bunch Of Happy Little Trees
“Who else saw Janelle Monáe in that flower outfit and wanted to watch things BURN?”
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The Comment Awards Have Kittens On Their Nightstand
“On my nightstand: three empty beer bottles, 14 books piled in a stack that’s threatening to turn over in the night and murder me in my sleep, a candle that is supposed to smell like vanilla but is maybe more like candy corn, a matchbook from an Ybor strip club…”
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The Comment Awards Are Imagining The Future We Need
“I don’t wear a lot of sports apparel, but petty lesbians might just change that.”
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The Comment Awards Are Playing The Untitled Goose Game
“Untitled Goose Game has a title, and it’s BE GAY DO CRIMES.”
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The Comment Awards Are Considering A Throuple
“The soft look in Gigi’s eyes in the kitchen scene…I’d give her whatever she wanted.”
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The Comment Awards Are Saving the Date for Roxane Gay and Debbie Millman
“THIS is the Christmas romcom we deserve!”