Hello! It’s so very good to see you! What a week it’s been! I hope that you have been warm and cozy and surrounded by the things that make you as happy as this Lamb Chop toy made my dog Cyrus on Christmas morning!
This week, Reneice made Impeached Pineapple Upside Down cake.
Heather thinks you might want to read more of My Two Lesbian Ants.
In honor of Capricorn season, Meg wrote about priorities in Queer Tarotscopes.
Riese is recapping The L Word: Generation Q as the time-honored tradition calls for, and this week’s highlights included Megan Rapinoe guesting on The Aloce Show!
Abeni, Heather, and Vanessa field-tested some of R.E.I.’s outdoor apparel that’s available in extended sizing, and reported back!
Riese interviewed Marja Lewis-Ryan!
From Camille, this was so beautiful: Prone to Wander.
Everything’s on sale in the merch store!! It’s not too late to get a Who All’s Gay Here? t-shirt of your very own!
And then there were your comments!
The Smuldering Award to Kristen Arnett and Snow:
![on my nightstand: three empty beer bottles, 14 books piled in a stack that’s threatening to turn over in the night and murder me in my sleep, a candle that is supposed to smell like vanilla but is maybe more like candy corn, matchbook from an Ybor strip club, a phone charger that does not work, a coaster I never use that I took from a chilis restaurant / Snow: Is this you? [Pic of Colby Smulders as Dex in that new show]](https://www.autostraddle.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/Screen-Shot-2019-12-26-at-5.43.29-PM.png?resize=707%2C618)
And the Smitten Kitten Award to Rie:
On NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Ducking Loves It:
The Duck Duck Goose Award to Chandra:
The Good News! Award to Meg:
On Pop Culture Fix: Hallmark Accidentally Started a Lesbian Christmas Movie Avalanche:
The Defiance Award to Carmen SanDiego and Kristana:
On OPEN THREAD: Listen I Just Like The Word Christmakwanzakah Okay?
The Sweetest Thing Award to Lavendula:
And on The 20 Most Popular Autostraddle Posts of 2019:
The Toppings Award to Deli Twotone and Chandra (click through for the whole thread of spice puns, if you dare!)
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The Smitten Kitten award 😻😻😻
Also are you suggesting we spice up our lives by clicking through on that link, qg?
That thread deserves it
Yay I got a sub-thread award!!
*breaks off chunk of award and hands it to you*
Tis the seasoning
I can’t bayleaf the terrible puns
They’re pungent, all right
It’s about thyme you got one.
And @snowfell rounds all three bases, to caraway the MVP award
No need to make such a big Dill about it
I mint what I seed
Well, you rosemary to the occasion.
I spice out for a few hours and look what happuns ! ! I’m looking forward to currying on during 20TranT with you wonderful orthographic pundits.
💝
Feeling salty about how they’re peppered throughout?
@deli-twotone you young pretenders can’t compete with the Oregano-l gangstas!
I’m starting to feel a little ginger about this pun thread.
Are you really saffron? Is it giving you chives? Maybe you need to chile out a bit
A pencil has the potential to draw a line 38 miles long.
That’s a cool factoid. I’ll stick a pen in it so that I remember later.
But what is its puntential?
I thought that was horseradish but turns out it’s nutmeg’d up.
Heyyyyyy that’s my comment!
They’re really cute, you can check them on IG at #bkkittennuggets or adopt them through Brooklyn Animal Action: https://www.adoptapet.com/pet/27338791-brooklyn-new-york
Well I have to move to Brooklyn, I guess 😍
Lovedloved that Stumptown nightstand moment.