Movie Review: ‘Room in Rome’ Features Lesbian Sex and a Bunch of Weirdo F*cked Up Shit
Room in Rome looked really good in theory — two naked girls having sex for an entire movie — but in practice, it was totally weird. TOTALLY WEIRD.
Eat Pray Love Won’t Teach You How to Be Alone (or, “First Try to See Something, Anything Else”)
We all come across approximately infinite poorly written, ill-researched, patriarchal and offensive things on the internet each day; most of the time, we can let them slide with a shake of the head. Sometimes, though, you can’t. And that’s when you stop being polite and start getting real about youtube, (specifically Tanya Davis’s “How To Be Alone,”) Eat Pray Love, and dbags.
Review: Inception Hotwires But Doesn’t Quite Hijack Your Brain
While Inception isn’t Christopher Nolan’s best film, it’s a taut psychological thriller that’s really only bogged down by its ambition to be all things to all summer moviegoers.
Twilight For Guys, Starring Lesbians Kissing (VIDEO)
In which we review a Twilight parody about lesbians, for guys. What do you think?
The Kids Are All Right: Lesbian Executive Realness in Fists
The final word in angry gay movie reviews is here… Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard (of “Julie and Brandy in Your Box Office”) give THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT a very serious, non-frivolous TWO FISTS!! Once we get around the pink elephant cock in the room, we’ve got a serious redefining of the female protagonist archetype going on.
’8: The Mormon Proposition’: Brainwashing Mormons to Hurt the Gays
We review the new eye-opening documentary, 8: The Mormon Proposition and give you the Top 8 most ridiculous moments. Be afraid homos. Be very afraid.
Twilight Eclipse Totally Eclipsed Team Bella’s Hearts: Movie Review
We saw Twilight: Eclipse, and it made us feel feelings ranging from feminist rage to boredom to JUST THE TIP to Kristen Stewart is Hawt. An Autostraddle mini-Roundtable.
Julie & Brandy in Your Box Office #6: Sex and The City 2
Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard saw Sex and the City 2 AND THEY LOVED IT. JK! They hated it. Watch the edgiest, funniest, sexiest, dirtiest most excellentest lesbian webseries on the internet and laugh so loud you get fired from your job. DO IT I DARE YAH
VIDEO – Julie & Brandy In Your Box Office #5: Hot Tub Time Machine
Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard are hosting the dirtiest, funniest, sexiest lesbian webseries on the internet. Well, it’s better than Hot Tub Time Machine for sure. Episode Five features winterwear, dancing, fingering and other funny delights.
VIDEO – Julie & Brandy In Your Box Office #4: The Runaways
Julie and Brandy saw “The Runaways,” so it’s time to whip out the sex, drugs and rock’n roll and celebrate this monumental achievement in homosexy filmmaking. With extra laughter if you need to laugh more.
Alice in Lesboland: A Wonderland for Feminists, Revolutionaries & Your Mom!
In Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland,” our little Alice is all grown up — into a feminist heroine. And it’s about time.
VIDEO: Julie & Brandy In Your Box Office #3: Sh*tter Island
Third epsiode of “Julie & Brandy in Your Box Office” is one week early! Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard go see “Shutter Island,” do an amazing reenactment, and find Rachel Solando who disappeared through the walls.
VIDEO: Julie & Brandy In Your Box Office #2: Paranormal Activity
Hey it’s Monday, wanna LAUGH YOUR A** OFF? In the second episode of Autostraddle’s original webseries “Julie & Brandy In Your Box Office,” celesbian comedian Julie Goldman and actress Brandy Howard check out Paranormal Activity and do their own all-lady version w/original song “Paranormal Activia,” based on the yogurt.
VIDEO: Julie & Brandy In Your Box Office Episode One – “Avatar”
In the world premiere episode of Autostraddle’s original webseries “Julie and Brandy In Your Box Office,” starring Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard, the girls check out James Cameron’s Avatar, share their feelings, and re-enact the movie for you. GET READY TO LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF.