Movie Night: Puccini for Beginners
Jesus Christ Nell, all I did was ask you what you wanted to have for lunch…
“Blue Crush 2” Is a Horrible, Wonderful Movie
Intern Grace’s Team Pick: I am obsessed with how completely awful this movie is. I love it.
Sarah Croce’s Team Pick: “The Fish Child” – A New Lesbian Film
The Fish Child is a gripping tale of forbidden lesbian romance and a crime heist gone wrong. Maybe throw in some theft, a cute dog, human trafficking, and a gun fight and you have the whole package. The DVD is available July 26th.
Crystal’s Team Pick: “Half”, A Short Film
This is a short film about two girls who cross paths. I fell in love with it.
Anna Faris’s “What’s Your Number” is Apparently Our Big Chance to Prove Women are Funny
“Studio executives believe that male moviegoers would rather prep for a colonoscopy than experience a woman’s point of view, particularly if that woman drinks or swears or has a great job or an orgasm.”
I Really Loved “Who Took The Bomp?: Le Tigre On Tour”
“Nothing I’ve seen since “The Runaways” has made me want to run home and pick up a guitar more, and this feeling was cemented when my friend and I got up to leave and ran smack into Joan Jett.”
VIDEO! Julie & Brandy in Your Box Office #201: Black Swan Did You Really Happen
It’s season two, b*tches, get ready to get dark. We’re back. Real dark.
“On the Road” Stills Provide Opportunity to Admire Kristen Stewart, Pre-Judge
“I thought Marylou was basically Janis from the Muppets, and I thought Dean Moriarity looked like Frank Zappa. I realize this makes no sense but I was 15 and still figuring stuff out.”
Movie Review: “Black Swan” Has Mad Chicks, Made Me Feel Crazy
After a more-than-slightly-skewed trailer and over a year of Internet buzz, Darren Aronofsky’s latest film, Black Swan, garnered what critics called “a certain lesbian allure” due to what may or may not be a girl-on-girl love scene between co-stars Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis. And although this drove us to the theaters like moths to a flame (a lesbian, lesbian flame), moviegoers who actually witnessed Black Swan found that Aronofsky’s film is about much more. Exploring issues such as body image, pressure, and (yes) sexuality, Black Swan brings to light the societal pressures that create insanity and eventually causes audiences to wonder: is it insanity at all?
Movie Review: ‘Room in Rome’ Features Lesbian Sex and a Bunch of Weirdo F*cked Up Shit
Room in Rome looked really good in theory — two naked girls having sex for an entire movie — but in practice, it was totally weird. TOTALLY WEIRD.
Eat Pray Love Won’t Teach You How to Be Alone (or, “First Try to See Something, Anything Else”)
We all come across approximately infinite poorly written, ill-researched, patriarchal and offensive things on the internet each day; most of the time, we can let them slide with a shake of the head. Sometimes, though, you can’t. And that’s when you stop being polite and start getting real about youtube, (specifically Tanya Davis’s “How To Be Alone,”) Eat Pray Love, and dbags.
Review: Inception Hotwires But Doesn’t Quite Hijack Your Brain
While Inception isn’t Christopher Nolan’s best film, it’s a taut psychological thriller that’s really only bogged down by its ambition to be all things to all summer moviegoers.
Twilight For Guys, Starring Lesbians Kissing (VIDEO)
In which we review a Twilight parody about lesbians, for guys. What do you think?
The Kids Are All Right: Lesbian Executive Realness in Fists
The final word in angry gay movie reviews is here… Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard (of “Julie and Brandy in Your Box Office”) give THE KIDS ARE ALL RIGHT a very serious, non-frivolous TWO FISTS!! Once we get around the pink elephant cock in the room, we’ve got a serious redefining of the female protagonist archetype going on.
’8: The Mormon Proposition’: Brainwashing Mormons to Hurt the Gays
We review the new eye-opening documentary, 8: The Mormon Proposition and give you the Top 8 most ridiculous moments. Be afraid homos. Be very afraid.
Twilight Eclipse Totally Eclipsed Team Bella’s Hearts: Movie Review
We saw Twilight: Eclipse, and it made us feel feelings ranging from feminist rage to boredom to JUST THE TIP to Kristen Stewart is Hawt. An Autostraddle mini-Roundtable.
Julie & Brandy in Your Box Office #6: Sex and The City 2
Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard saw Sex and the City 2 AND THEY LOVED IT. JK! They hated it. Watch the edgiest, funniest, sexiest, dirtiest most excellentest lesbian webseries on the internet and laugh so loud you get fired from your job. DO IT I DARE YAH
VIDEO – Julie & Brandy In Your Box Office #5: Hot Tub Time Machine
Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard are hosting the dirtiest, funniest, sexiest lesbian webseries on the internet. Well, it’s better than Hot Tub Time Machine for sure. Episode Five features winterwear, dancing, fingering and other funny delights.
VIDEO – Julie & Brandy In Your Box Office #4: The Runaways
Julie and Brandy saw “The Runaways,” so it’s time to whip out the sex, drugs and rock’n roll and celebrate this monumental achievement in homosexy filmmaking. With extra laughter if you need to laugh more.
Alice in Lesboland: A Wonderland for Feminists, Revolutionaries & Your Mom!
In Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland,” our little Alice is all grown up — into a feminist heroine. And it’s about time.