VIDEO – Julie & Brandy In Your Box Office #5: Hot Tub Time Machine

Did you know that Julie Goldman invented the word “celesbian”? Did you know that Brandy Howard has been in commercials for three different brands of light beer? Well, get ready to know even more about these two ladies and their cervixes as Julie Goldman & Brandy Howard re-enact & review Hot Tub Time Machine in Episode #5 of the CULT HIT INTERNET TEEVEE SHOW Julie & Brandy in Your Box Office.

If you haven’t already seen a little PSA called “YES HOMO,” then you should, because it’s also about Hot Tub Time Machine.

Hot Tub Time Machine” is a little buddy boy comedic romp through the ’80s starring your good friends John Cusack, that guy from The Daily Show, that guy from The Office and Chevy Chase. Also Lizzy Kaplan was in it, says IMDB.

Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard are the Matt and Ben of Lesbian Movies. They are a sensational acting/writing duo that are trying to cause a sensation with their sensational, lesbian romantic-comedy, Nicest Thing.

Since no one wants to make their movie or cast them in anything, they feel it is their duty to harshly judge everyone else’s work, based on a sliding scale of rage, bitterness, lesbianism, and lack of any real significant training.

Also someone made a fan page for Julie & Brandy on Facebook, and it wasn’t us, but you should go be its friend or like it or whatever it is you kids do these days. Sext it.

If you wanna be the first fan on the block, you can always catch the latest from Julie & Brandy on our Blip-TV Channel!

If you missed the very important PSA that is directly related to the topic of this here post, watch it here:


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  1. OH my god, Riese, you guys… this was awesome. “And then maybe I can get my mouth fixed and get some lips.” I loved this episode.

  2. my first time, i was 16 and afterwards she said “we just had sex” and i replied, “no we didn’t.”

    hilarious as always, you two. i just noticed julie drives a red jeep and i’m burning with gay jealousy, which burns at a much hotter temperature than regular jealousy.


    It’s just such a relief to find someone who can laugh, I mean really LAUGH, at a good dead baby joke, and also who excitedly gestures in a very porno way.

    Fuck a dude bro movie, ALSO.

    • welcome to the family :)

      i’ve got some good helen keller jokes too. we should have a roundtable.

      • YES. oh my god, i would totally see that. The characters would smoke weed, dance, play mario-kart, talk about lady gaga, hate on dudes, have sweet pick-up trucks, bone chicks that would be out of their league if it weren’t a movie, etc. It’d be sick.

  4. Douche-Book! LOL!

    My first time was at the movies while watching The Blair Witch Project.

  5. The “baby” comment puckers the butt a little bit, and shame on you for trying to get Nacho to drink beer!

  6. Did I pull out my laptop and turn the screen brightness way down so I could watch this at work, only to give myself away because I couldn’t properly stifle my obscene laughter? Yeah, maybe.

  7. I love how whenever the narrator says, “…four friends will discover…” at 1:49, it shows a picture of the five of you. :)

  8. My roommate heard me laughing, so he came into my room to see what was going on.

    Dave: What are you watching?
    Me: Lesbians talking about fingering and tampons.
    Dave: You could have just said “the usual.”

  9. Love that Julie is rockin a Jeep and a beer koozie! It’s slight more gay than 80s, so Julie FTW!
    Because I have a kid and don’t get out much, this is how I learn about movies! Can I suggest the Queen Latifah movie coming out? I just really want to know if this romcom is going to work for her, or if it will be like Ellen’s Mr. Right foolishness. Oh, and Queen is super hot, so that’s a good reason too.

    • I doubt Just Wright could be worse than Mr. Wrong. My friends still use Mr. Wrong as comparison for bad movies.

      Oh and just say no to The Back-up Plan. When the ridiculous group birthing scene is what you remember most….that is a bad fucluckin sign.

  10. wow yay thanks for mentioning my facebook group :D
    another awesome episode!! i must of sounded crazy laughing out loud throughout it when i have headphones in ^^
    “i feel pregnant with aids” lmao! xD

    • Right on linda, celibacy is where it’s at! [What I do is substitute “it’s” with stuff I like. For example: Celibacy is where colorful socks are at! That doesn’t even begin to make sense, you say? Just don’t question it, I say.]

      *weeps while staring at her neon green socks*… I mean, ‘lol’

  11. It’s been quite some time since I’ve commented. But this episode was too funny not to comment! and I have a first fingering story:

    14 years old (is that too young?), in a sleeping bag, on an overnight trip at Jewish summer camp. only problem with this story is that it was with a BOY. ugh bad memories. it was awful. never again.

    don’t worry I’ve found my way by now ladies.

  12. First fingering? Let’s see, I was 19. I drove 3,000 miles to meet some girl I met on the Internet. ‘Cause that’s just what you did in the 90s. Friggin’ gas is way too expensive to do that now.

    3,000 miles is an awful long way just for a fingering. So, you know, I studied the lesbian sex in books so I’d be able to do more. Well, basically I read lesbian romance novels…and lesbian poetry…something about lemons and nipples and using a Barbie as a dildo. I didn’t want to use any objects, so I just stuck with fingering and tongue. And I guess it was good ’cause she immediately ordered me to do it again. Which I did.

    And we’ve been together ever since. 13 years May 17th. Hey, first fingering + lesbian uhaul story. I may as well add that her ex-girlfriend was in the next room. All the cliches at once.

  13. Because I had watched Julie and Brandy In Your Box Office, YouTube recommended a Justin Bieber video to me. For real. Is there no way to escape the lesbo-Bieber connection?!

  14. I watched it, came back a couple hours later and it was still funny. “I think I’m pregnant with AIDS” These chicks are so full of win I want to fund their movie. Oh wait, can’t, broke.

  15. “My dick is hungry for your mouth,”
    “hmmmmmm….Is this my future??”

    I almost cried i was laughing so hard.

  16. I’ve gone back via my Hot Tub Time Machine ___ Now I have one word to describe the review by Julie and Brandy ——

    “BITCHIN'” and, WOW!!! It’s nice being young again!!!

  17. Hey you know that the new Nightmare On Elm is coming out. That could be a good one to go see. It’s a remake so, it’s either going to flat out suck or be pretty good. Probably more towards sucky but never know

  18. i’ve seen a couple of the movies they have reviewed and i have to say their re-enactments are 100 times better then the actual movie xD especially Shutter Island. lol

  19. sweeeet ep.
    you must review
    i cant wait to see jim carrey play gay!

  20. i actually made a account finally, im the girl who made the In Your Box Office facebook page :) its nearly at 1000 members now!

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