Three Rivers, otherwise known as “The Shane Show,” has an uncertain future as CBS has pulled it from the schedule indefinitely. Luckily. there’s a new episode of the Tegan & Sara show to feast upon instead! Also; Lady Gaga’s gender tops most-asked-questions list, New Moon gaffs, and Ani Di-F*cking-Franco!
Was this the worst decade ever? Does facebook turn us into 6th graders? Does the word “emo” police male sensitivity? Also; one in 8 Americans are on food stamps, nerd-tivity scenes, Sasha Grey is more than just a porn star, veteran trans sportswriter dies in suspected suicide, Episcopal churches in MA can marry the gays now and Bart Simpson’s best chalkboard gags.
Under Uganda’s anti-homosexuality bill, gays face life imprisonment at a minimum and often execution and the public is required to report gays or go to jail. Who are the Americans supporting Uganda’s Museveni legislation of evil? We break it all down for you. Also; should we settle for civil unions, the implications of Perry v. Schwarzenegger, another teacher-student lesbian sex scandal and “Who Do We Have to Blow to Get Gay Marriage in New York”?
Hot lesbian Samantha Fox can’t wait to get in the hot tub with her lesbian lover, and if you don’t know who Samantha Fox is, you’re lucky ’cause we’re gonna tell you. ALSO Lady Gaga says her gay fans (us!) have been the best part of the past year. Women are so over being tan, thanks to New Moon. The Spice Girls are making a musical about their lives.
A collection/abundance of really cool “light drawings”. I would like to know how one does this so I can make draw with light too!
The American Family Association is being such a stage mom to Jesus and was boycotting the Gap for not using the word “Christmas” — we’ll tell you why that boycott is now on hold. Also, it’s boom time for unpaid interns, is Glee anti-Christian?, Sarah Palin gets PUNK’D, JCrew is weird and Australian senator compares homosexuality to incest. Again. Sigh.
Lady Gaga performs on Ellen and talks about doing it for the fans who might feel alone or like freaks. Adam Lambert talks about “ugly duckling syndrome” and the NYTimes ponders community standards. Also, Lindsay Lohan had a great Thanksgiving!
Lindsay Lohan will be home for Thanksgiving … and then she’ll be doing a Terry Richardson PURPLE Mag photoshoot with alleged sex scenes. Also; Candy Slice’s Lady Gaga/Beyonce parody, Fame Monster on VH1, Glee on hiatus, Adam Lambert on Letterman, CBS apologizes for Early Show kissing double standard, and we wonder why Chris Brown is booked for GMA and Adam was kicked off.
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Thanksgiving brings you lesbians fisiting turkeys and by that we mean a family movie for family time, as well as the horror and the spectacle of young Christian Evangelical Rappers in bloom. Also; bad photoshopping blames economy, getting out of thanksgiving, an Academic History of Thanksgiving, Femme Invisibility and a map of your discontent!
Adam Lambert brings his Mom and his vocals to The Early Show. Complex magazine has ground its brains together and come up with 10 “eligible bachelorettes” for Rosie O’Donnell like Tila Tequila and Leisha Hailey, but forgets to fact-chek. Eric Stoltz wants you to watch “Anyone But Me”‘s second season starting December 15th! Also; Fergie dishes on bi past, and Lady Gaga’s nip-slip.
The fight for gay marriage in New Jersey is faltering. GLAAD issues their statement on the Glambert stuff: “It is disappointing that ‘Good Morning America’ did not give Adam Lambert the opportunity to tailor his performance to their audience.” And straight people wanna commitment ceremony each other too!
Robin Roemer shoots Adam Lambert as he stopped by MTV Studios yesterday. Also: we have his music video premiere for “For Your Entertainment”.
Good Morning America! Adam Lambert will not be performing his hot hot sex for you today because he is too controversial. #shameonyouabc! Here’s why this mistake isn’t embarrassing for Adam, but totally shameful for ABC.
Palin supporters in Ohio can’t explain Palin too good, and Comedy Central finds there are no Palin supporters in New York b/c of the liberal elite. American evangelical groups are spreading their anti-gay message to Africa, and it’s coming back around to affect the USA. Lady Gaga will be on Ellen this week. And one group in D.C. is fighting hypocrisy by outing priests.
Your chances to fly to Australia to meet Rose Rollins, Marlee Matlin and Laurel Holloman and Rachel Shelley have been DASHED by slow ticket sales! Also, hot party tonight in NYC Dj’ed by Carlytron, Lady Gaga does Leno and talks bisexuality for Fuse, and Women-Hating Movies.
Anti-gays blame “Gay Infatuation Syndrome” for the headlines spun on lesbian parenting research, but we know otherwise and Mombian breaks it down for you. Also; everyone thinks my girlfriend is a Sir, Catholic attitudes on gays, gossip columnist comes out, Caster Semenya notes on a scandal and Adelaide’s first gay cruise!
Adam Lambert’s “For Your Entertainment” and Lady Gaga’s “Fame Monster” debut today — do ya want Glambert’s entire album for $4, legally? Well, we’ll tell you how. Plus; everyone has feelings about the AMA performance including Lambert himself, lesbian music video moments, and Levi Johnston is “fat and boring.”
Game over, Lady Gaga wins, last night’s American Music Awards revealed with her performances of Speechless and Bad Romance. Also: Adam Lambert confirms that this is the Year of the Gays. Also; event photos including Adam Lambert, Alicia Keys, Selena Gomez, Kelly Clarkson and more.
A Lot of Video Today! Conflicting visions of the apocalypse (our favorite is from Saturday Night Live), Tegan & Sara have a new webseries, Window Media’s closed titles live on, Healthcare reform continues to keep us on the edge of our seats, Palin groupies storm a tour bus, Twilight exploded all over the world and Venice The Series looks really hot!