I Will Always Steal These 10 Candies From My Kid’s Trick or Treat Bucket
Reese’s Pieces are better than plain M&Ms. You can fight me, but don’t bother because I will win.
Editor’s Notes: On Horror Is So Gay
Before I tell you about all the things that were done right with Horror Is So Gay, let me tell you about the things I did wrong.
How it Ends
I begin to realize my relationship is over when my boyfriend starts cleaning his gun in our apartment.
This Is a Highly Serious Post
Who wouldn’t love to see the AS senior staff sit in a bathtub of cold legumes, just for the sheer hell of it?
“Knife + Heart” and the Thin Line Between Desire and Destruction
If they couldn’t appreciate porn as art, I couldn’t trust they’d see a slasher set in the world of its production as anything but a cheap thrill.
Alone but Not Lonely at the Precipice of 30
Being 30 meant I was free. In my child mind, it was the ultimate age of adulthood. It meant that no one could hurt me anymore.
Next Weekend: You, Us, the A+ Pop-Up Discord?
And a hang with the senior team on Friday!
The Autostraddle Crossword #1: 100% That Stitch
Hope you like gossip and queer history, because this puzzle is legendary!
Why is Season 3 of “Love is Blind” So Heterosexual?
“Season Three of Love is Blind is, somehow, remarkably heterosexual, despite its premise retaining deep roots in lesbian cultural practices.”
Your Comments Showed Me I Wasn’t Alone
“Sharing my stories with that audience never felt right — I always felt like I was explaining, never that I was just telling my truth.”
AM/PM: A Fall Beat For a Day Of Writing In My New Apartment
“It’s not full glam but it’s perfect for sitting, typing, and of course — stopping to take a few hot pics along the way.”
Reine #40: Geese
When you move from the south to the north, you learn a lot about the changing of the seasons.
Boobs on Your Tube: Vampire Academy’s Gay Vamps Are a Tasty Halloween Treat
Plus updates on 9-1-1, The Rookie: Feds, Queen Sugar, All American, Station 19 and Survivor!
Beth Ditto’s Lesbian Country Star Goes Full “Goodbye, Earl” on “Monarch”
This week’s episode had me screeching and gasping like a sexy baby who’s never seen a TV show in her entire life.
Some Answers to Some Things You’ve Been Asking Us #44
“Ok someone had previously asked if Autostraddle was going to write a piece on How To Build a Sex Room and I did not realize it was a SHOW I just thought someone was requesting extremely specific DIY content?????”
How To Blow Up Your Life
I thought that by 35, I’d be married. I thought by 35, I’d have kids. I thought I’d be straight.
Quiz: What Last Minute Halloween Costume Should You Throw Together?
No costume? No problem. Take this personality quiz to see what last minute Halloween costume best fits your vibes.
The Comment Awards Are Releasing the Bees
“How is Bud Lite like having sex in a canoe?”
“Please, Baby, Please” Is a Gay Fantasia On National Genders
Amanda Kramer’s new film, Please, Baby, Please, is an exploration of gender entirely on its own terms, entirely on our terms. It’s a relief to be spoken to with such complexity and humor.
The Horrors of “Ravenous” Are Difficult To Digest
The plotline, the script, and the direction of the film are all critical of not only the colonialism of the early U.S. settlers, but also of the U.S. military, of the Christian church, and, of course, of the masculinity of those who think participation in any of these things makes them more righteous than anyone else.