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Do You Love Porn and the Toy Story Franchise? Well, I Have Some Great News!

You’ve got a friend IN me?

Drew Burnett Gregory February 8, 2024 2 Comments
In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a blue-green background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is a white person's torso. They are wearing a low-cut white blazer with no shirt underneath. They are wearing a silver chain around their neck with the Vesper—a long, slim, metal vibrator—hanging off of it.
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The Vesper Is a Vibrator Doubling as a Necklace Doubling as the Wingman I Didn’t Know I Needed

The whole vibrator-as-necklace thing might seem gimmicky, but the Vesper genuinely looks like a decent piece of androgynous jewelry.

Guest June 8, 2023 1 Comment
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Sex Toys

7 Sex Toys for Fat, Queer Sex and Masturbation

As fat folks, we have to get creative in the bedroom. Fortunately, there are plenty of toys that can help you have your best fat, queer sex with yourself or with a partner.

Kelly J. June 5, 2023
In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a pink background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is the torso of a white person wearing the Roslyn bodysuit harness, which is made out of white lace and has an O-ring on the pelvis. Beside the person, there is the b.cush, a vulva-shaped piece of purple silicone with two bumps running down the center.
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The Roslyn Bodysuit Harness and the B.Cush Made Me Feel Hot and Horny

I took the advice of wise strappers before me and wore the harness and b.cush around the house for a while.

Guest May 18, 2023 3 Comments
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Bedroom Besties saw a gap in sex toy marketing. “We realized we could fill that hole — pun fully intended.”

Ro White May 15, 2023 2 Comments
In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a lavender background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of the Eroscillator Top Deluxe Vibrator, which has a long, ribbed, purple and silver handle, a slim "neck," and a rounded, purple tip.
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The Eroscillator Top Deluxe Vibrator Is the MILF of the Sex Toy World

I expected to be blown away by the Eroscillator Top Deluxe Vibrator — and I was.

Guest April 6, 2023 2 Comments
In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a teal background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a black neoprene thigh harness with two Velcro straps. White text on the bottom of the harness reads, "Sportsheets."
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I Railed My Partner With a Neoprene Thigh Harness While Tribbing Fast Enough to Start a Fire

The main reason I’ve been wanting to try the Neoprene Thigh Harness is so that I can penetrate my partner while tribbing against her thigh.

Guest March 30, 2023 5 Comments
In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a pink background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is a long, hollow pink dildo with ridges around the shaft and tentacles extending off the base.
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I Laid an Alien Egg Inside My Girlfriend With the G’lorp, So I Can Officially Say I’ve Tried It All

When I learned there are sex toys called ovipositors that allow you to lay “alien eggs” in your host, I had to try one.

Guest January 30, 2023 19 Comments
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How to Shop for Accessible Sex Toys When You Live With Chronic Pain

Living with chronic pain has taught me how to help myself and others achieve pleasure using accessible sex toys.

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In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a lavender background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of the Le Wand XO, a black, curved vibrator. The insertable portion has a bulbous end, and the external stimulation portion has ridges. The handle is silver with buttons down the middle.
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The Le Wand XO Is Chic, Elegant, and Capable of Blasting Your Bits Into Bits

I love that this toy feels like a sleek, adult upgrade of my first vibrator.

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The Iroha Plus Tori Looks Less Like A Sex Toy and More Like a Woodland Grub (But It Still Got Me Off)

Because of the Iroha Plus Tori’s ambiguous shape, I wasn’t immediately clear on how to use it. 

Guest November 28, 2022 1 Comment
In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a pink background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of Her Ultimate Pleasure, a purple sex toy with a dildo-shaped portion on one end and a clear, plastic cone around a small, pink tongue on the other end.
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“Her Ultimate Pleasure” Turned Me Into a Bratty Bottom

When I eventually had one of the best orgasms of my life, I felt like something inside me had been rearranged.

Guest November 15, 2022 5 Comments
a tombstone in a graveyard featuring an image of a large pink vibrator on its stone
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An Obituary for My Departed Vibrators

In remembrance of the buzzy little friends who saw me at my best and my worst.

Summer Tao October 17, 2022 9 Comments
In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a lavender background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a circular, teal sex toy with a gold plastic center.
Sex Toys

When There Simply Isn’t a Face for You to Sit On, the Ora 3 Will Definitely Do

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Guest September 15, 2022 6 Comments
In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a teal background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a pink piece of plastic shaped like a slide with a black bow on top. Waves are visible around the plastic.
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The WaterSlyde Aquatic Stimulator Will Never, Ever Compare to My First Love — a Pool Jet

The water was carried a distance away from the faucet, yes, but that distance was…absolutely nowhere near my vulva.

Guest August 15, 2022 2 Comments
Six sex toys are against a light blue background. One is shaped like a pink starfish with a face on it; another is shaped like a black fortune cookie with a light pink stripe along the bottom; another is a dual-stimulation purple two with a long stem with a sphere at the end and a shorter stem with another, curved sphere at the end; another is shaped like a white seashell; two are shaped like yellow ducks with orange beaks and the last one is shaped like a bright pink rose.
Sex Toys

8 Clit-Stimulating Sex Toys That Don’t Actually Look Like Sex Toys

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Bunny McFadden August 4, 2022 5 Comments
In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a pink background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a periwinkle silicone sex toy with a long hand and a slight curve at the top with a small opening for suction.
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If My Clit Were Lost in the Woods, the Aer Would Still Find It

I’ve tried a lot of suction sex toys — here’s how the Aer compares.

Guest July 18, 2022 6 Comments
Against a lavender background, on the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a white person in a white crop top wearing black latex underwear against a pink background.
Sex Toys

Lorals Latex Underwear Gave Me Minimal Pleasure and Maximal Wedgies

And as the latex was rolling in on itself, it took any hair on my body with it, so I got the bikini wax I never asked for.

Guest July 11, 2022 7 Comments
In the bottom right corner of the image, there is a black line drawing of two women with 1950s hairstyles whispering to each other against a blue background. In the upper left corner, there is a speech bubble. Inside the speech bubble, there is an image of a pink and orange square-shaped box that reads: "Foria Melts with CBD - Intimacy - 200mg CBD - 4 suppositories."
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I Tried Foria’s CBD Intimacy Melts and Achieved My Size Queen Dreams

The thought of a suppository didn’t exactly set my vulva ablaze, but I decided to keep an open mind and an open vagina.

Guest May 25, 2022 6 Comments
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I Got Absolutely Jackhammered by the Lovers Joy Stick Thruster and It Was Fine, I Guess?

While the Lovers Joy Stick Thruster fulfilled its promise of reaching “sweet spots,” it was ultimately too intense.

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