“The toy comes in a hard plastic case with a clear lid for viewing that reminds me of the cryogenic sleeping pods in Alien.”

The best part of using this toy was when I eventually tossed it on the floor and let myself orgasm all over my hot date’s fist instead.

The Fun Factory Manta is a sex toy advertised “for men,” but what they really mean is “for people with penises.”

Trying the Sundaze gave me the opportunity to play around with masturbating in a way that I’m not usually inclined to.

I am a sucker for a small, strong vibrator, and I was curious to try out the Pom vibrator, which boasts flexibility as a main feature.

Unlike other suction sex toys on the market, the mouth piece will actually fit around your anatomy. And! That suction! It’s great!

“I can play with my chest and eat a peach while getting pounded.”

So what’s something I do when I am a little sad and want things to turn around? Put things inside my pussy!

Lifting the pink Love Hamma Thrusting Vibrator from its packaging unlocked something deep inside me. A need I hadn’t realized existed. A dyke dream previously unnamed. I wanted to get fucked by this hammer-shaped vibrator. Pounded, if you will.

Sometimes I want penetration without being strapped down, and other times I’m too lazy to use a dildo to fuck myself. In comes the Shameless Slim Player Thrusting Vibrator!