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12 Sex Toys for When You Wanna Do the Monster Smash

It’s October! Pumpkins are in season. Scary movies are on TV. Elvira is in love with a woman. ALL IS RIGHT IN THE WORLD! Well, almost. If you’re a goth-aligned gay or if you just have a wild imagination, you might be thinking, “This Halloween season would be perfect if I had the right sex toy to help me celebrate.” Fear not — I’ve got you covered. Shop this list to snag a toy fit for werewolf roleplay or a staged alien abduction or elaborate masturbation to vampire erotica.


The Realm Silver Bullet ($43)

A silver bullet vibratorAccording to folklore, a silver bullet can finish a werewolf. With a little help from this rumbly, rechargeable bullet vibe, you can finish, too.

Princette Puppypus Vibrating Butt Plug ($69)

A purple silicone butt plug shaped like an alien head with large eyes. The base is shaped like tentacles.Have you ever thought to yourself: this vibrating butt plug is great, but I really wish it had a face? Enter Princette Puppypus by Cute Little Fuckers. Princette is clearly some kind of creature. What kind, exactly? No one knows. But according to the Cute Little Fuckers website, Princette’s pronouns are “They/Them or the Royal We” and they like pizza. This silicone butt plug contains a powerful vibrating bullet that will blast you into space, which is probably where Mx. Puppypus was born. Use this toy to fuel your alien breeding kink or just enjoy how it feels in your ass.

Jack-o-Lantern Ball Gag ($60)

A black, faux leather ball gag (but the "ball" is a silicone orange jack-o-lantern)Want a ball gag with a little extra spice? Perhaps…some pumpkin spice? Geeky Sex Toys created this silicone and faux leather gag for the Halloween fanatics who want to drool on a jack-o-latern.

Lycan Werewolf Dildo ($54)

A dildo with a black base, a red shaft, veins and a hairy textureThere’s a Full Moon. You and your partner have just enjoyed a marathon of Ginger Snaps followed by Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed followed by Ginger Snaps: The Beginning. It’s time to break out the werewolf dildo. This insertable silicone toy is harness-compatible, but you can also attach to the end of…a sword? Ok, I don’t know what’s up the sword handle, but it seems ergonomically sound.

Medusa Vibrator ($27.99)

A long, slim vibrator featuring an image of MedusaMedusa is undoubtedly a queer icon — she even made the number four spot on Autostraddle’s list of Lesbian Hauntings Ranked By Lesbianism). This multi-speed, battery-operated vibrator features an image of the snake-haired lady herself. Turn yourself on while your turn men into stone.

Pad Skellington Pleasure Pad ($55)

A black and orange textured silicone pad with a skull pattern; the image features the text "Pad Skellingotn, 2021 Halloween Limited Edition" on top. There is a gold crown logo in the bottom left corner.

Your Vagesty’s Kingdom makes some wildly unique toys, including “pleasure pads” — textured, silicone surfaces made for rubbing, bumping and grinding. Break out their limited edition Halloween pleasure pad when things go hump in the night.

Wet for Her Finger Extender ($40)

A hand with red nail polish has two fingers inside a black silicone finger extenderNeed a little extra reach? Wet For Her’s silicone finger extender is perfect for deep finger fucking and perhaps a dash of alien roleplay. It’s also a great tool for folks who want to protect their partners from long, pointy fingernails. As of the writing of this article, this toy is out of stock on Wet For Her’s website, but I had to include it on this list — I mean, look at it.

Bork Ovipositor ($90)

A pink, hollow alien dildo with blue balls and two yellow eggsPrepare to add some alien roleplay up a notch. This silicone dildo comes with mold for gelatin eggs, which can be deposited (and “laid”) vaginally. Primal Hardwere claims that the gelatin eggs should dissolve if they’re deposited in the backdoor and get lost, but I don’t recommend putting anything without a base in your booty, even if it’s only semi-solid.

Ghost Butt Plug ($57.84)

A white ghost-shaped butt plugThis silicone, ghost-shaped butt plug will make you say, “Boo(ty)!” It also doubles as a cute Halloween decoration.

Xenuphora Tentacle Dildo ($79)

A blue, pink and purple tentacle dildo with suckers along the shaft and protruding nubs on the base
There are a surprising number of tentacle dildos on the market, but the Xenuphora stands out. With its ridges and suckers, this is an ideal dildo for folks who like a lot of texture. The base even includes two squishy nubs for external stimulation. Straddle this toy to fulfill your Lovecraftian fantasies.

Unicandy Dildo ($47)

A white, orange and yellow dildo with a swirl pattern
Nothing says “trick or treat” better than a dildo that looks like candy corn and also looks like a unicorn horn. This silicone toy is harness-compatible. It probably doesn’t taste like candy, but you might want it in your mouth anyway.

Girls Who Bite: Lesbian Vampire Erotica, edited by Delilah Devlin ($14.95)

A book cover features two pale, blonde women wearing red lipstick and red eye makeup. The text reads, "girls who bite, lesbian vampire erotica edited by Delilah Devlin"
Ok, this isn’t technically a sex toy, but this list wouldn’t be complete without lesbian vampire tales. Enjoy these stories on your own or read them aloud to a lover who had a Twilight phase.

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Ro White is a Chicago-based writer and sex educator. Follow Ro on Twitter.

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  1. FYI I’ve read/heard that the bad dragon people are transphobic/intersexist & have used slurs to tag things in past. I’ve also read they poorly treat some of their employees, which is unfortunate.

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