Results for: non-binary
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The Comment Awards Are Putting ‘Dirty Computer’ On Repeat
“I saved this article when I was a closeted 17-year-old kid: I think this was the first time I realized what non-binary meant! Anyway, I’m 21 now, and now in college I get to dress like this every day and it’s fuckin awesome!”
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The Comment Awards Are at a Cabin in the Woods
“At least I’ll get to make out with my hot girlfriend before checking out the noise in the basement and getting electrocuted by the router!”
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The Comment Awards Are Waking Up In Villanelle’s Lair
“I got Jenny Schechter AGAIN!”
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The Comment Awards Are Dating Through the Zombie Apocalypse
“When we got to the bar, I definitely thought this was going to turn into a quiz about your ideal steamy lesbian date.”
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The Comment Awards are Wearing Fuzzy Wuzzy Slippers
“I was indifferent to Miss Honey, but was really into Trunchbull, and no, I don’t want to unpack that.”
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The Comment Awards Are Bringing Home the Gold
“I’ll accept it if the term for sapphic angst is ‘wulluwing.'”
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The Comment Awards Have Until 2080 to Find A Better Name for the Gay-Lympics
“Just in time for my Sports Gay Summer! (A summer in which I, queer, play absolutely no sports but admire the athletes, gay, who do).”
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The Comment Awards Are Kissing In Candlelight (Sadly, With No Dinosaurs)
“The world needs an all-queer band of string players called Homosexually Charged Violins now more than ever.”
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The Comment Awards Know The Straights Could Never
The ears on that dog! The dog under those ears!
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The Comment Awards Are Selling Their Soul for That Jasika Nicole Hallmark Christmas Movie
“I gotta say, if you wanna have sex in six minutes, you should not spend the first 4.5 minutes unbuttoning all the buttons in both of your dresses!”
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The Comment Awards Are Watching Scary Movies With Our Butch Friend Erica
“Proud Gemini here – we invented parties and the double-ended dildo, so keep sipping that Hateorade.”
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The Comment Awards Are Freckled And Bug-Bitten And Just So Happy to Be Here
“Rosanna Arquette as Cherie Jaffe is *definitely* Mommi.”
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The Comment Awards Are Crushing On Carmen SanDiego
“I’ve had a crush on Carmen SanDiego’s femme badassery since before I knew what crushes were, and long before I knew I could have them on women.”
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The Comment Awards Can’t Sit Properly
“The chairs thing! THE CHAIRS THING. All my life.”
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The Comment Awards Are Trying Out a Leather Thing
“I was intrigued when I saw the phrase ‘DM Culture,’ until I realized they didn’t mean Dungeon Master.”
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The Comment Awards Are Counting Down to Midnight
“Hanging out with Mallory Ortberg would be like a slo-mo acid trip in the Getty Museum.”
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The Comment Awards Are Lounge-Of-Center
“Petition to call a group of feminists ‘A Simmering Rage?'”
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The Comment Awards Are Flirting With You
“What if my pet is a sourdough starter named Sue Perkins?”
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The Comment Awards Really Get You
We’ve got alpacas, blood oaths, mozzarella sticks and so much more!