Hello friends! Listen: I just BAKED a PEAR, and maybe you didn’t realize that was something you could do, you can just HALVE a PEAR in a glass dish and bake it at 400 degrees until the sugar is bubbling out of it and caramelizing, and you can drizzle balsamic over that whole thing and eat it with brie, and I think you should! I think you should go do that right this minute.
This week in celebrity news, Atypical star Brigette Lundy-Paine came out as non-binary, and Lena Waithe got married!!
Drew saw Portrait of a Lady on Fire and wrote this absolutely gorgeous review.
The new L Word: Generation Q trailer is out, and I WAS NOT PREPARED for what looks like a relationship between Alice and Stephanie Allynne’s character, Nat!
Malic’s going to help you get kinky on a budget.
Idk, this was just, somehow, everything: Warning: Someone’s Body.
In the second installment of Trans Radiance, Abeni wrote about the love and care that goes into – and comes out of – sharing food.
Kayla loved the new Charlie’s Angels, and so! did! I!
And then there were your comments.
On NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Will Never Settle:
The Prescient Presents Award to Juno and Carolyn Yates:
On Alice Preps For Seven-Minute Sex In New “L Word: Generation Qwp_postsTrailer:
The Practical Magic Award to Gem:
The Christmas Switch Award to Avery:
On You Need Help: Getting Kinky On A Budget:
The Hero We Deserve Award to Snow:
On No Filter: Jacqueline Toboni and Kassandra Clementi Are Going Out In Blazers of Glory:
The Synchronicity Award to Chandra:
The Titled Goose Game Award to Sally:
And on The New “Charlie’s Angelswp_postsDelivers Fights, Fashion, and Friendship:
The Tinder? I Barely Know Her Award to Amanda ling:
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Thank you QG for recognising my grievance against the lack of a Dolly Parton Goose Game (btw Snow had an excellent comeback to that).
I re-read the post excerpt again today and STILL read it as Dolly Parton Goose Game so I think it’s gonna happen I just need to be patient.
I mean, geese already have the curves and bouffant look, so it’s a natural fit, no?
Irkin’ 9 to 5
chandra.
Wat
Goose butt
Handing a note to my work that says qg told me I could go bake a pear rn
DO IT SNAELLE DO IT RIGHT NOW
The Prescient Presents Award
Applause
:-*
I agreed with Gem’s unbuttoning thought except then I remembered how my best friend unlaced me and honestly it was better than any sex I had till I discovered I was gay.
Friends – she then ran her fingers over my back and pre-aware-of-my-sexuality me almost DIED
THIS is why I love helping people into and out of corsets
I’ve almost finished making another corset.
Just saying…
Ah HA! So that is your real personal actual useful dress form in your photo! That’s fucking awesome. Any more pictures of stuff you’ve made?
Just throwing a wench into the comments
Aaand some fae content…actually for a burlesque number I did
This is baby me in a college project. All hand-sewn.
Oh my heck those WINGS
Phenomenal!
I greatly appreciate the bunny
And is that your studio workspace? Niiiice
Here’s just one more of my many Burleska corsets, in luscious purple satin
Putting a crescent wench in the works with that spike ring
So many talents
Ok wait though now I’m picturing a Snaelle fairy corset with some custom Snow accessories and I think this has to happen
Haha yes…I trained as and used to be a costume maker for film and theatre. I’ll dig out some photos after work!
One day all of us will meet at a party/pride/red carpet event, and y‘all will look like fabulous fae, while I’m going to be wearing a bunch of Hogwarts robes.
Just gonna slip in a picture of one of my favorite corsets: my unlicensed Hello Kitty Burleska 22″! Seen here as part of my Hello Kitty Nurse getup. Sanrio made Burleska destroy most of these, so it’s pretty special.
I’d be down for some back stroking after being tied up in here for a few hours…
See I knew my productive day would get derailed in this comment section somehow
@amidola but with a corset underneath, right?
And how many robes is a BUNCH of Hogwarts robes?
I wear mine with suspenders because I insist on being different
Chandra suspenders are an entirely different item in the UK!
Those would be braces
To me the leg straps are garters, and braces conjure orthodontics 🤷
Braces here are also tooth braces. A garter is a frilly thing that goes round your upper thigh
Which are retainers in America? As opposed to servants..
In my vernacular:
A garter – frilly thing around the thigh
Garter belts – attach a corset to stockings
Braces – cemented to the teeth
Retainer – removable plastic thing worn after braces come off
Is wand of shitposting a new anal toy?
That would be Log of Shit Spraying and now I feel bad
I do hope your friend took longer than a minute,though!
Also, wow, what a story!
Also I want to comment on the gorgeous photos, @snowfell and @chandra – I love them so much!
And @amidola that would be quite the red carpet – magical! See you there…
Ok, I’m seeing A robe, and maybe half a bunch of bananas, so would the rest of the robe bunch be on your back or?
Dortmund looks pretty fun! Red carpet ready indeed!
Layering!
Oh no stays my ultimate weakness.
Corset are always lovely but stays are just sublime.
All of you are so creative and dreamy
I just remembered I have a similar story – I wore that corset to an event with a crush and while on the dance floor, she decides to fix the piece of folded fabric that has left a gap between the hooks, so she slides her hand up the front and then runs it slowly back down my abdomen. It took me completely by surprise and I couldn’t speak for a few moments
I love this thread so much
@Chandra that story is giving me secondhand palpitations
@snowfell
Ahem please remember that those folded fabric bits are called Modesty Panels, and behave accordingly
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So funny thing, my phone corrected accordingly to arousingly and well phone
PHONE
Your phone has now developed sentience 😶
I’m making your phone the protagonist of my story
Not really related, but I had a dream that I performed with a drag king who went by the name Collin Peril and for some reason I thought that was the funniest thing but also that’s my new name for my phone
Very fitting. It would certainly put your calls in peril if your sentient phone started dropping suggestive words in at unexpected moments
Commenting fail sigh
@snowfell that was my old home ~ my new place is all in purples and deep blues, suffice to say I appreciate the purple corset deeply, and you may need to hold onto it if I’m around…
@amidola yessss! Love this photo. The outfit, the attitude…perfect!
@gunna-see-the-light Ohhhh you evil temptress I am trying hard to resist an in-depth discussion of stays vs corset, and changes in fashion terminology
In short, you’re all fantabulous and this is my heaven, I’ll be on my fainting chaise longue, someone please loosen my stays
It’s a good thing I’m handy with knots
Untying them, I mean, of course
I’m knotty with hands, so yes, and also I have hands, hello.
*Putting the knee in the small of the back for extra leverage*
Oh my! I am quite undone by these offers of assistance.
Overcome, even.
It’s a good thing everyone’s behaving modestly of course, because it wouldn’t do for me to swoon atop the swooner
An overcome pile of swoont
Oh that sounds dirty 🙀
But Pile of Swoont is my new band name😼
Now that would make for an album cover, you with one 9-inch platform stiletto boot resting atop a pile of corseted courtiers
Bring forth the swoont and collapsed courtiers, that I may set my chunk-heeled boot upon them and stand ever so imperiously over the pile
How do you magically produce a costume for literally every possible scenario
With my magic but very naughty Wand of Shitposting!
As @amidola said, layering.
There’s…layers within this comment.
Lay… ‘er…. in… G.
Hmmm, yes indeed Holmes
🧐
That’s not the Magic Wand I’m most familiar with but I’ll take it
…irl I sign my name as “G”. …
Please note I’m not trying to appropriate this comment – I’m happy to share…
I’d this the wand you’re looking for?
/Just one of several bins of retail goodness for my shop – pussy not included
So many to choose from!
I’m not sure where this comment will land but I hope it’s beneath the picture of what I hope to get under my Xmas tree this year.
…. of course I’m referring to the wonderful collection of toys, but tbh the corsets and the robes and the riding crops are moving right to the top of my list so, yeah, any of those would be most welcome to stroke – I mean, at the stroke of midnight.
@deli-twotone I hope all your Christmas wishes come true and you find yourself unwrapping whatever might be in your dreams!
That box is really just the tip! Uh the smallest fraction of my goods. If there’s something you’ve been dreaming about, slide me a DM and I’ll try to hook you up. I may even see my way into giving a discount for the straddle fam…..
Ok, no idea where this comment is going to alight, but the biggest lesson I got from this thread is:Get a corset, prepare to have random erotic moments.
And Snow, I‘m deeply disappointed that you’re posting a pic of your toy collection and some of your finery, but zero of any kitchen appliances.
*waits for @snowfell to reply to @amidola‘s comment with pics of wooden spoons and silicone spatulas*
Also, wait…are you up terribly early or terribly late amidola?
Ok @amidola, amidola ok! Here’s what I often have for breakfast, as seen in a full size Vitamix blender. That’s almost two liters of pure fiber; enough to kill three ordinary Americans.
Next time I’ll maybe show my air fryer, pressure cooker, or Kitchen Aid mixer!
@snaelle Busted! I went out last night.
Let it be noted that Mr. Gin and Mr. Tonic just simply are not friends of mine.
@snowfell The Kitchen Aid! Now you’re talking dirty!
I have a juicer the size of half my kitchen, I really feel the juice/smoothie/shake love.
Have I mentioned I own a fancy Japanese tofu press
Wait I own TWO tofu presses!
IMPRESSIVE
Was it a twofu one deal
Soya think you can im-press us, @snowfell? We’re going to have to cook up a way to implement some kind of restraints for you, otherwise it’ll just be a recipe for disaster…
The traditional wood block press was a gift from an aunt, but the high-tech press that doubles as a marinade dish was a gift to myself. I uh I also have a soy milk making device which I should really use more often
Snow you already hooked in me in with your first tofu press, no need to throw your second at me yet!
“oh look, Amanda tried not to spoil this kick ass line if some queers haven’t seen Charlie’s Angels yet, LET’S FIVE IT AN AWARD SO EVERYONE SEES IT”
JK, I love you and baked pears QG
*sigh* Give, give it an award
*High five* Congratulations! Here’s your award.
Give it five awards, why not
Haha congrats on your award AND I MANAGED TO STILL NOT READ IT will wait till after the movie
rofl amanda you’re not wrong
“The Synchronicity Award” I see your callback here, WELL DONE
THANK YOU MY PAL <3
Glad you took the dive, Chandra.
It was the call of the deep V
Giggling helplessy once again
So helpless I can’t type
Wait is this not-typing like your earlier not-crying
Tutally.
HI DELI let’s giggle all day
Whee !🤣
Good for my deli-belly
A soul allegedly weighs 21 grams. Might help me reach my weight loss goal. Plus, I’d get to see a queer Christmas at Hallmark. So, selling my soul really would be the gift that keeps on giving.
There’s a coffee shop at an old cemetery in my town, called 21 grams.
Thought you‘d want to know!
They do say that coffee is good for the soul.
It definitely is for mine. And probably mostly due to the fact that the growling and hissing I‘m prone to communicate with prior to coffee isn’t good for karma points.
Apparently WB is copyright striking all of those Youtubers who are making money off of hate trolling “Batwoman”.
https://reclaimthenet.org/youtube-batwoman-wbtv-content-id-claims/
Hahaha you all have been BUSY here 🔥
It’s like the old days!
I 💙 it and you!
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