The Comment Awards Are Selling Their Soul for That Jasika Nicole Hallmark Christmas Movie

Hello friends! Listen: I just BAKED a PEAR, and maybe you didn’t realize that was something you could do, you can just HALVE a PEAR in a glass dish and bake it at 400 degrees until the sugar is bubbling out of it and caramelizing, and you can drizzle balsamic over that whole thing and eat it with brie, and I think you should! I think you should go do that right this minute.

This week in celebrity news, Atypical star Brigette Lundy-Paine came out as non-binary, and Lena Waithe got married!!

Drew saw Portrait of a Lady on Fire and wrote this absolutely gorgeous review.

The new L Word: Generation Q trailer is out, and I WAS NOT PREPARED for what looks like a relationship between Alice and Stephanie Allynne’s character, Nat!

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Malic’s going to help you get kinky on a budget.

Idk, this was just, somehow, everything: Warning: Someone’s Body.

In the second installment of Trans Radiance, Abeni wrote about the love and care that goes into – and comes out of – sharing food.

Kayla loved the new Charlie’s Angels, and so! did! I!

And then there were your comments.


On NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Will Never Settle:

The Prescient Presents Award to Juno and Carolyn Yates:

I’m deeply disturbed that you know I was considering sexting with my ex. 👀

On Alice Preps For Seven-Minute Sex In New “L Word: Generation Q” Trailer:

The Practical Magic Award to Gem:

I gotta say, if you wanna have sex in six minutes, you should not spend the first 4.5 minutes unbuttoning all the buttons in both of your dresses which are both buttoned all the way to the chin. Just my humble opinions on quickies and buttons.

On Also.Also.Also: Chick-fil-A Is So Tired of This Shit, Will Stop Supporting Anti-LGBTQ Orgs, Please Clap:

The Christmas Switch Award to Avery:

I would sell my soul on Etsy to help fund a Jasika Nicole, queer, Hallmark movie.

On You Need Help: Getting Kinky On A Budget:

The Hero We Deserve Award to Snow:

Being broke and kinky made me get creative with dollar store dog collars and thrift store belts, progressing to scrap leather and few simple tools, then working at an actual leather shop, and ending up going vegan and creating a whole business built on non-leather kinky shit. It’s a journey!

On No Filter: Jacqueline Toboni and Kassandra Clementi Are Going Out In Blazers of Glory:

The Synchronicity Award to Chandra:

Truly though there are enough plunging necklines here to start a synchronized swim team

On Pop Culture Fix: Kristen Stewart Truly Out-Gays Herself Eating Hot Sauce With the Other “Charlie’s Angels” IRL:

The Titled Goose Game Award to Sally:

Misread front page blurb as saying “Dolly Parton Goose Game.” Now mildly devastated this isn’t a thing.

And on The New “Charlie’s Angels” Delivers Fights, Fashion, and Friendship:

The Tinder? I Barely Know Her Award to Amanda ling:

“You swiped right, I’M YOUR GIRLFRIEND NOW” was absolutely a written joke and it almost made me download tinder it was so great. Like, the movie was good but that line was GREAT


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102 Comments

  1. Thank you QG for recognising my grievance against the lack of a Dolly Parton Goose Game (btw Snow had an excellent comeback to that).

    I re-read the post excerpt again today and STILL read it as Dolly Parton Goose Game so I think it’s gonna happen I just need to be patient.

  2. I agreed with Gem’s unbuttoning thought except then I remembered how my best friend unlaced me and honestly it was better than any sex I had till I discovered I was gay.

    Friends – she then ran her fingers over my back and pre-aware-of-my-sexuality me almost DIED

  3. A soul allegedly weighs 21 grams. Might help me reach my weight loss goal. Plus, I’d get to see a queer Christmas at Hallmark. So, selling my soul really would be the gift that keeps on giving.

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