Results for: baopu
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The Comment Awards Are Leaving Space for the Great Unknown
“Finley may only have 11 numbers in her phone, but one of them is Rebecca!”
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The Comment Awards Are Foraging for Mushrooms
“Don’t talk to me or my 23,000 sexes until you’ve had a nice long think about cisnormativity.”
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The Comment Awards Are Barely Balancing on this Skateboard
“The DIY, ‘we’re making and taking our space’ vibe was intensely creative. I see Autostraddle as right in line with that history.”
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The Comment Awards Are Ready for the Revolution
“I completely misunderstood Big Dick Energy.”
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The Comment Awards Are In The Arms of Gigi
“Sure no one I’ve dated has committed mass murder, but… is it bad to say I wouldn’t be surprised if they had?”
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The Comment Awards Are Entering the Vagina Appreciation Tunnel
“I can’t take you down to the dungeon – just kidding, I don’t have a dungeon, that would be weird.”
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The Comment Awards Are Just On Their Way To The Store
“…To get some bread…for toast.”
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The Comment Awards Are Remembering to Breathe
“Honestly, my most creative accomplishment this year was recreating the entire movie ‘Labyrinth’ from start to finish on an Animal Crossing island!”
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The Comment Awards are Sandwiched in a Corner with Kristen Stewart
“So the woman who kills Terminators in her spare time is afraid to tell her parents she’s dating Kristen Stewart?”
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The Comment Awards Are Mild & Annoyed
“Could you not have shipped out some PPE before we read this article? I just spit out my tea laughing, and probably infected the tomato plants.”
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The Comment Awards Are Thinking About Harley Quinn’s Breakfast Sandwich
“Nudes With Friends, the bafflingly popular sequel to Words With Friends.”
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The Comment Awards Are Lettering In Joy
YOU LETTERED IN BEING THIRSTY I LOVE IT I LOVE YOU!
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The Comment Awards Are Making Bisque and Bingeing Derry Girls
“Thank you for blessing us with the phrase ‘kitchen top,’ because I think that’s my actual alignment.”
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The Comment Awards Are Sleeping With Their Ex. Maybe. Possibly.
“Well, now I need ‘Consider disengaging if you’re processing more than you’re fucking’ embroidered on a pillowcase.”
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The Comment Awards Are Folding You Into Thirds and Setting You Upright In a Drawer
Spark joy, motherf*ckers!
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The Comment Awards Are Singing Karaoke In a Chunky Sweater
“My mom watched The L Word before I did, so really this must be her fault.”
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The Comment Awards Are Topping in the Woods
“Tops are elusive and live in the trees, like a lesbian Sasquatch.”
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The Comment Awards Wanna Be Where the People Are
Disney has a lot to answer for.
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The Comment Awards Are Counting Down to Midnight
“Hanging out with Mallory Ortberg would be like a slo-mo acid trip in the Getty Museum.”
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The Comment Awards Are Open-Hearted
Yes brats.