We’re checking Riese’s mail, walking each other’s dogs and planning brunch!

Your thoughts on ex-gay pride, cute aggression and baby-making.

For my birthday, I wanna give gifts to other humans: specifically, Team Autostraddle. If you donate, you’ll be giving me the best birthday ever, and I’m willing to bake you cookies or even raffle off an A-Camp campership and more!

We’re checking out the over 40 set, making poetry out of 90s songs and giving comment awards to cats.

Calling all queer leprechauns!

Sex toy storage, autostraddling “Clarice” and sideboob. It was a big week in queer.

Veronika is our third Miami Straddler, leading me to believe that there’s something magical in the Floridian sun that helps create particularly amazing women. We chatted about Regina Spektor, museum studies and her failed attempt at vegetarianism.

Halloween memories, calendar girls and your clever words.

Super moms, composting and the price of mini geese.

School is in session, get your chin off your desk.

The comment awards still have a lot of #soccerfeelings and would just like to make out with Megan Rapinoe already.

Get out your dream journal!

Did you make it to the podium in this week’s commenting medal ceremony?

We want to dress you up in our love.

This week featured famous people coming out times 3, pies cream sandwiches, rompers, and also BRUNCH.

Yawning is the number one dance move for today.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

What was the highlight of your week, friends?

Congratulations! Today is your day. You’re off to Great Places! You’re off and away!

And will be until 2056.