This all started because I have been shopping for nipple pasties.

“Thinking about the stud who hit on me in Penn Station. They were so smooth that I’m still thinking about it three years later.”

On day two we read our feelings out loud, stripped and spelled, tied each other up, got crazy/beautiful and cheered for our lives!

It’s our first behind-the-scenes A-Camp 4.0 Recamp in which we reminisce about the day before we met you and the day we met you and how everything started to snow!

It’s our very last recamp! In this heart-pounding tale of love and life, a bunch of weirdos go to prom, witness an epic proposal, and share all their feelings.

Are your straps proudly on display or tucked away for a ::ahem:: rainy day?

“Wow, I’m hot, I want to make out with me.”

The Autostraddle store is full of some of the best gay merch you’ll ever lay your little gay eyes on.

“Marry me so we can live in a tiny house!”

“Yesterday I thought to myself, ‘I wonder what GayStew is doing in quarantine?’ And this morning I find myself reading this.”

“On my nightstand: three empty beer bottles, 14 books piled in a stack that’s threatening to turn over in the night and murder me in my sleep, a candle that is supposed to smell like vanilla but is maybe more like candy corn, a matchbook from an Ybor strip club…”

“IT’S HAPPENING!!! MY THREEWAY POLY PARENTING NIGHTMARE HAS BEGUN AND I AM A L I V E”

“It’s ok…I’m sure Dawn would’ve won if this were a mud-wrestling competition.”

“I gotta say, if you wanna have sex in six minutes, you should not spend the first 4.5 minutes unbuttoning all the buttons in both of your dresses!”

“I’ve always found the word ‘spreadsheet’ low-key dirty sounding, because I’m an eternal twelve year-old.”

“I posted that photo just to be included in No Filter.”

“Happy to see Lost and Delirious finally getting all the recognition it deserves after its cruel snub on the dead lesbians of television list!”

“If Erin Sullivan has taught me anything, it’s that someone will try to use a bath bomb as a dildo.”

“The heart with a dot below it is the menstruation heart you cannot change my mind.”

SEXY TAMPONS FTW.