Captain’s Log: Angel Haze Wrote You A Love Song, Babe
Probably the most romantic homage to Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” I’ve ever heard.
Also.Also.Also: Your Nacho Cheese is a Lie and Other Stories We Missed
Lip Smackers, Black Brunch, TLC, your period, Taylor Swift, the cops don’t give a fuck, I’m sorry we don’t have a Haim tag, a review of “Girlhood,” a lack of nacho cheese, Julia Nunes being acoustic, Missy Elliot being perfect and so much more!
Patricia Velásquez Is Gay: Latina Supermodel, Actress & Activist Comes Out In New Memoir
In her new book, Velasquez — an activist, model and actress who you may recognize from The L Word, Arrested Development, and the Mummy franchise — speaks openly about her relationship with Sandra Bernhard and struggling to come to terms with her sexuality.
VIDEO: Look How Cute These Lesbians Are In This Hallmark Ad
Something to make your day a little bit brighter.
Mike Huckabee Compares Gay Marriage to Bacon-Wrapped Shrimp, Will Run on Bad Analogy Platform in 2016
Mike Huckabee says he tolerates your gayness like he tolerates your love of cheap Cabernet. But the weddings and bacon-wrapped shrimp are a bridge too far.
Say Yes to the Dress Recap: Brittney Griner and Glory Johnson
Where Brittney Griner and Glory Johnson become our favorite lesbian couple and we all get married. You’re going to need some tissues for this one. Or a blow horn.
The A+ Bee Issue Thirteen: You Better Beelieve It
It’s GROUNDHOG DAY! And also Bee Day!
40 Noodle Recipes Because Seriously, Who Isn’t Excited About Noodles, They’re Great
Whether sauced, fried, floating in soup, mixed with vegetables and proteins or delightfully minimalist, they’re never unwelcome.
9 Valentine’s Day Gifts For Your Autostraddle-Loving Girlfriend
The most important item on this list is #5.
VIDEO: These Brands Will Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Super Bowl Today for the Following Feminist Messages
From girl power to domestic violence, these are the ads screening during today’s big organized athletic event between two teams from I think the United States that have something in them for the rest of us. Mindy Kaling’s in one!
Sunday Funday is Watching the Puppy Bowl with Ellen, Leisha Hailey, and Some Red Pandas at a Feminist Bookstore
Meet Disney’s first-ever Latina princess, watch red pandas play in the snow, and fill up on a bunch of queer reasons to celebrate this Super Bowl Sunday!
NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Wants To Sext You
Sex myths, signs your relationship might not last, sex without orgasms, being wanted/loved as a fat person and more.
Glee Episode 605 Recap: I’m All Out of F*cks
This show is just Sue’s Sylvester’s Faustian fever dream now.
So You Want To Make A Website (A Multipart Series, Just For You)
I was going to put in a video of the song “Do You Want to Build a Snowman.” But then I actually watched it and that song is a real bummer.
The Comment Awards Are Cold As F*ck
Kristen Stewart, lumbersexiness, palazzo pants and moar!
Saturday Morning Cartoons: Taste The Rainbow
It’s about ultimate frisbee’s simultaneously baffling, weird, and wonderful obsession with rainbows.
Peau De Loup Has the Buttondown of Your Dreams (and You Could Win One!)
In short, it’s a damn good shirt, designed for those of us who are tired of tailoring menswear to fit. With a myriad of both classic and eclectic colorways, it’s a shirt for everyone. And yes, in case you were wondering, they’ve got flannel.
Top Chef’s Melissa King: The Autostraddle Interview
We convinced her to share her top secret tips for cooking perfect scrambled eggs!
Fan Fiction Friday: Tumblr’s 20 Best Femslash One-Shots
The world’s largest fandom playground never stops giving!
Things I Read That I Love #164: Being Underestimated Is Something Most Women Have In Common
Topics include Dollywood, women writers, migrant farmers, Dorothy Allison, the Nigerian schoolgirls who escaped Boko Haram, the American military and more!