No Filter: Have You Taken the Time Today to Think About How Stunning Beanie Feldstein Is?

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Have you taken the time today to think about how stunning Beanie Feldstein is? If no, here is your opportunity to do so, and if yes, here is your opportunity to do it again!


Continuing with photo-shoot excellence, Tommy Dorfman looking legit stunning in this little feathery number??? Her cheekbones and jaw combo could simply cut a person! And it would be my honor!


And! Emma looking like a goddamn dream in this like, Elton John type number?


I cannot express enough how much “taking a shower and lying on floor” is like… my entire personality.


Call me a sap if you must but I fucking LOVE an engagement photoshoot and I looooove the palm tree shirt Rahne is rocking here.


I mean… come on with this baby dyke excellence.


I am at a real crossroads here with how much I love a hot pic and how horrifying I find the concept of “sitting on the floor of club.” The greats truly suffer for their art!


Well, I suppose I will be speaking to a therapist about my deep attraction to Stacy London in Gloria Steinem drag?? (jk it’s mommy issues, hello)


I would like you all to start preparing yourself for the possibility that next week’s column is exclusively dedicated to the Nash/Betts anniversary, for there will be… just so many photos.


No, Trace will never remove her foot from our necks and for that I am personally thanking her.


Okay. I had to save this for last because there is just SIMPLY so much I need to speak on here.

  1. First of all, this is… exactly what I do when my household gets our CSA box. Down to the Wicked OBCR and deep conditioning, this might as well be live footage from my kitchen.
  2. Yes, there is a Wicked magnet on her fridge.
  3. I am IRRATIONALLY upset that she does not do Cheno’s little “oho!” because it is among the top five things to sing along with on that recording.
  4. If you were wondering, the top five things to sing along to on that cast recording are, in no particular order:
    The aforementioned “Oho!”
    Madam Morrible screaming “Good fortune witch hunters!”
    “Eleka nahmen nahmen, Ah tum ah tum eleka nahmen, Eleka nahmen nahmen, Ah tum ah tum eleka nahmen.”
    “I know — it sounds truly crazy, And true, the vision’s hazy”
    And my personal favorite: “And if that joy, that thrill, Doesn’t thrill you like you think it will, Still —”
  5. I apologize for getting Wicked stuck in your head.
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8 Comments

  1. Idk if there are other Harry Styles stans on Autostraddle but he’s starring opposite Emma Corrin in an upcoming movie, and this photo shoot made me realize that they absolutely need to do a freaky fashion shoot together?? They’re both doing fun stuff in fashion!

  2. Wow the Cynthia Nixon video is deeply relatable, the only thing I don’t do is deep condition my hair bc it tends towards oily! My favorite kitchen soundtracks are Godspell, The Last Five Years, and Chicago.

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