Guten Morgen, chiclets. How did this week go for you? I learned what an SSD is, met a lady with tattooed eyebrows, and made acquaintances by telling them about IHOP on Cox. In my opinion, it wasn’t too bad as far as weeks go. Over here at Autostraddle, we had lot of pictures to look at and music to listen to. If you felt like you were drowning, were looking for a car, or just wanted a great movie soundtrack, we had music to suit your emotional needs. We pleasured your eyeballs (pahahaha) with 100 lesbian movie kisses, 39 pictures of Starbuck (I honestly have no idea who this person is), and a bunch of women in uniform. Jessica, our legal eagle beagle, updated you on Prop 8 and Annika and Sebastian watched Nightline’s “transgendered” special. Sometimes the world is just baffling, you know? Brittani counted down top 5 non-water beverages (although there’s probably a lot of water in them), Lizz had your fashioncap, and everyone shared their feelings about jeans. Onward ho to Brianna and the group of the week!
If you like sci-fi and/or think you’re the future wife of Kara Thrace/Katee Sackhoff this might become your favorite group ever. I look forward to you joining Ash and filling this group with your nerdy sci-fi knowledge. Plus, it’s the 200th group created in ASS! Maybe consider creating a group of your own?
The Just Read The Commenter Name Award to ClittyMcLabia: “Ooh, an opportunity to send in my raunchy poetry! This is awesome.”
The Chin Up, Lassie. It Gets Better Award to Sagi: “This popped up on my fb newsfeed right before her profile.
THANK GOD FOR AUTOSTRADDLE.
*curls up in AS shirt and presses play*”
The Life’s Tough When You’re a Barista Award to Sarah: “Came for the coffee. Stayed for the woman.”
The Does That Count As Cheating? Award to Kat: “I read “taking the LSATs naked” and immediately thought “Lesbian SATs?” I refuse to Google it, because frankly, I don’t care what it really is, and furthermore, if there is ever a lesbian SAT test, I am most certainly taking it naked.”
The Huh? Award to em.: “‘To get Lady Gaga’s no-makeup look, try Studio Sculpt SPF 15 Foundation ($29.15), Prep + Prime Highlighter ($23), Brow Gel ($15) and Prep + Prime Lash ($15). All M.A.C.’
The Step One Is Admitting You Have a Problem Award to Darcy: “I went a step further and bought a book called “Your Own Worst Enemy: Breaking the Habit of Adult Under-Achievement” by Kenneth W. Christian Ph.D… haven’t even cracked the cover. I feel like it would change my life if I would stop putting off reading it…”
The And Its Name Is Cough Syrup Award to sydney: “Purple drink is where it’s at. Also, as far as I’m concerned, red is a legitimate flavor.”