Results for: Feel good
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A Definitive Ranking of Good & Gather Snacks at Target According to Me, a Bitch for Target
Here is a definitive ranking of Good and Gather, because I am an expert.
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70 Trader Joe’s Frozen Foods Ranked by a Seasonally Depressed Person
The sun might leave us for 3-6 months out of the year, but my microwave never will.
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14 Cookie Recipes For Baking a Whole Batch Of Cookies, Then Eating Them All In Two Days
It’s time to stress bake!!!
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Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Products, Ranked By Jack-o’-Lantern Emojis
“If I were Pac-Woman and these pumpkin rolls were the little dots in the maze I had to eat, I would win every time.”
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16 Meals and Snacks To Maintain The Level Of Sad You Already Feel
“It’s fine, because everything is.”
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22 Sandwich Cookies, Ranked
“E.L. Fudge is strictly for children, as no adult can actually eat them with any dignity or hope for their future.”
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16 Ways to Eat Like Hillary Clinton on the Campaign Trail
A reporter asked Hillary how many calories are in this and she booed him and kept eating. Damn right.
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Top 10 Foods We’re Not Ashamed to Eat In Public as Fat People
“I will lick that shit out of any allegedly “empty” sauce container of aioli regardless of its size in comparison to my tongue and how many people watch in horror or confusion when I refuse to let its gelatinous goodness remain clinging to the sides of its serving dish where it would otherwise remain unused, unwanted and unappreciated.”
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22 Smoothie Recipes To Freeze (And Fuel) Your Brain (And Body)
Nothing is better than cold fruit giving you a brain freeze on a warm day. It makes you feel alive and invigorated!
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5 Snacks You Can Wear on Your Face (Or 5 Face Masks You Can Eat!)
Tzatziki on your face, huh? We live in a world where it’s been made clear there are no rules and I intended to live as such. And that’s great because tzatziki is my favorite dip that goes with pretty much everything savory. When I die bury me inside a dill leaf store!
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Wild Child West: Our Top 10 Road Trip Snacks
We’ve finally picked out our road trip snack shopping list, and it’s a thing of beauty.
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Cake on Cake on Cake: 34 Recipes and They’re All Cake
Here are 34 cake recipes to shower upon your friends, family and fellow queers. Cake on, people. Cake on.
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Pretty Much Every Manischewitz Product, Ranked
“It’s like biting into a decorative soap. Whoever decided this was an acceptable form of dessert was a sadist of the highest order. If anyone ever offers you one of these items, escape immediately; this person is trying to kill you.”
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50 Halloween Candies, Ranked in Order of Deliciousness
Handing out candy corn to trick-or-treaters makes you a monster.
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Five Foods That Should Never be Combined Again
You’re either with me or against me.
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10 Things You Can Do to Cook Like a Champ: Not-So-Secret Secrets From America’s Best Cook
Cooking food that is delicious and beautiful isn’t really that hard. Here’s ten tips to help you out!
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Top Ten Ice Cream Bars You’d Run After A Truck To Put In Your Mouth
Really considered making Strawberry Shortcake Bar numbers 1-10.
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Top Ten Best Potato-Dominant Food Situations
There is no better time to talk about potato products than right now.
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Top Five Things I’ve Panic-Ordered At Restaurants
“Then it came. It was the size of a small house. I could fit a Ford Focus inside of that.”
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For The Love of Graham Crackers
Six sinfully good recipes made from history’s most innocent cracker.