I was barely trying to come when the Magic Wand just sort of pulled multiple orgasms out of me. (I don’t usually have multiple orgasms.)
I have never wanted to love a dildo as hard as I wanted to love the Fusion. (But I didn’t.)
This is the best strap-on harness I have ever worn.
Affordable, versatile, portable, waterproof — and also the cutest vibe I’ve ever seen.
Bodystockings: ridiculous or sexy? Turns out they’re a little of both.
The first week I had the Stronic Drei, I spent about ten hours in bed with it.
The Bootie is the perfect beginner butt plug. Also it’s really cute.
The We-Vibe 4, “the couple’s vibrator,” has queer potential.
This glass dildo from Fucking Sculptures is incredibly thoughtful and incredibly gorgeous.
The Dominix is a light, incredibly stingy PVC flogger that feels deceptively basic but leaves excellent marks.
Bondara’s Silicone Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator is f-cking adorable — take that however you please.
The ultimate intro glass toy.
The Mason is long long long. Did I mention that it’s long?
“Whip” may not really be the right word.
This glass g-spot dildo will make your insides sparkle.
The Outlaw dildo is big enough that it takes some getting used to. But you can have so much fun getting used to it.
“I am willing to entertain the idea that something else will feel as good against my clit — a talented human mouth, for instance — but nothing as portable even comes close.”
The Toyfriend Seti is like a little satellite dish, if satellite dishes honed in on your clit.
Though this iconic toy is just as famous for its mixed reviews as it is for its cameo role on Sex and the City, our anonymous reviewer found a very happy ending to her love story with the Rabbit Habit.
In the first edition of Herstory In Our Pants, we put herstory literally into our pants with a review of a retro vibrator.