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Liquor On The Mountain: We’re Having a Whiskey Tasting And You Should Too
Ah, the power of buying alcohol in a large group of queermos – if you haven’t done it before, you should probably do it now. Why? Because you can get really amazing bottles to try that might be out of your budget otherwise and you’ll be trying those bottles in really excellent company.
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15 Things I Drank in My Year of Not Drinking
Tasting notes: This one is real, like a hallucination. You can feel it, see it, and it leaves very little evidence of its passing through your body. Lingers barely on the tip of the tongue, with high notes of bright genders named like quarks.
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Happy Hour at Home: How to Make Your Own Beach (In Three Easy Steps)
A fake gay bar on a fake gay beach — WHY NOT!
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21 Boxed Wines, Ranked by Value By Day-Drunk Queers At Gay Summer Camp
I’ve combined the data from multiple Box Wine tastings over the past few years including new info from this year’s tasting and come up with a very definitive ranking to where you should invest your Box Wine Budget.
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A+ Roundtable: Vice Squad
“Life is hard enough, let me have this.”
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5 Boxed Rosés, Ranked by Bang-for-Your-Buck by a Bunch of Inebriated Queers
Which of five wonderful rosés would be best for “listening to D-I-V-O-R-C-E by Tammy Wynette and feeling accomplished”? The answer to this question and so many more lie within this post.
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7 Bar Games To Make Your Holigays Merry and Bright!
Bookmark this list on your phone, send it to your friends in your group text. Be the hero who saves The Holigays! (Or at least, be the hero who kicks your party up a notch!)
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Liquor in the Mint: A Classic Mojito
This build-in-glass classic breaks all the rules and is super easy and it comes with a bit of esoteric knowledge in case a bartender starts a pissing contest with you.
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Liquor in the Oh Shit Someone Needs a Cocktail ASAP: Jane Rose
Fuck elegance and effort; sometimes you just want to hunker down and watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend with a sugar drink.
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6 Box Wines, Ranked From “Capri-Fun” To “I’ve Had Worse” By 30 Drunk Queers
30+ queers gathered in a room to eat cheese curds and drink box wine. Now I will share the knowledge we obtained with you, because we’re a community and that’s how it works.
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Witch Hunt: Potions, Podcasts and Keeping Your Pet Off Your Altar
Want to learn how to make a tasty alcoholic potion? Want to keep your cat off your altar? Maybe we can help!
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Cool-Down Cocktails: 3 Summer Drinks To Say Farewell To Summer With
I went to visit my parents in Tennessee recently and as soon as I walked out of the airport and was blasted with the heat of one thousand angry hair dryers, I remembered why I was a vampire as a teenager. So I did what any respectable adult would do — I went home and made myself a fancy ass cocktail.
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Liquor In the Secrets: Start a Secret Society, Invent a Secret Punch Recipe
I am a person who thinks there should, on the whole, be more secret societies in this world. So. I’m not saying I’ve made a secret society just to have a secret punch recipe, but I’m not not saying that either.
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Get Baked: Three Brilliant Blueberry Recipes To Try This Summer
Here’s what you do if you have 18 pounds of highbush organic New Jersey blueberries.
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Gouda Have It: Staycation Cheese Plates, Because Cheese
When you’re Staycationing, a cheese plate is a wonderful thing whether you’re hosting company or you plan to eat that entire board all by your fucking self (I support you in this).
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Get Baked: Incredibly Easy Spiced Mulled Wine
This is a guide for people who like to drink fancypants alcohol in the winter, but don’t actually like to put pants on. (So, probably all of you.)
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Liquor in the Last Days of Summer: Rhubarb Vanilla Cordial
This recipe fulfills my every fantasy of cordial: it’s fruity, sweet, looks pretty in a glass, and can get you drunk.
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Liquor On The Mountain: How To Taste Beer
See, swirl, sniff and sip!
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Liquor In The Netflix: Drinks for Orange Is The New Black
I tried to keep this pretty exclusively gay (though I did think about doing a “Larry,” which was just to get the saddest, plainest beer and drink it straight from the can while frowning).
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BPM: Maya Jane Coles and a Paloma
Put some music in your ears and some mezcal in your mouth.