Your Week is Almost Over: It’s Hey Did You See That Comment Friday!

HELLO? I have some news for you. Next week I am not going to be here. I am going to be in England. I would ask if anybody lives near Devon but I am actually really excited to not be around my computer or anything associated with the internet. Happy holigays in advance. I love you, my little babies.

This week Alex and Miss April went to a GLAAD event and made a video and they’re pretty and smart and stuff. If you want to meet Alex and see her dance then you should go to the PYT partay that is happening TONIGHT in LA. It is for the launch of the 2011 Autostraddle calendar which you should buy right now.

These are some lessons learned while celebrating Chanukah with your parents who for some reason just don’t accept you. It’s funny. Read it. Then pick your favourite albums from 2010! AND THEN read this interview with Courtney Trouble. Just do what I say, okay? Have I ever let you down before?

So this is the last we will officially see of each other for a little while. I will miss you and doing the awards at 2am Thursday night. Also someone has to keep terracottatoes in check. She’s getting so many comment awards her ego is exploding.


On Movie Review: ‘Room in Rome’ Features Lesbian Sex and a Bunch of Weirdo F*cked Up Shit:

The This Fucking Show Award to Middling:
Is it bad that I instantly thought that was “IFCFilms” for Ilene Fucking Chaiken Films? Autostraddle, you have brainwashed me.

On Case Against Lesbian Tuxedo-Wearing Ceara Sturgis is ‘She Wore a Bikini Once.’ Really.:

The Oh, Just Move Here Already Award to Isabel, alexamaria:

The Solution Award to Triple D:
That’s why I took my yearbook photo naked.

On NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday is Also Quick and Dirty:

The Self-Love Award to e, Jader, terracottatoes:

The Good to Know Award to Ailish:
I saw Taylor Momsen in a gay bar in Manchester last night. True story. She wasn’t masturbating at the time.

On Once More With Voting: We Hold Out Hope for DADT Repeal on Sunday Funday:

The Phoques/Fuck Award to persona, terracottatoes, moose:

On Being Trans Is So Hot Right Now, At Least for Celebrities and Models, Kinda:

The Laneia Would Probably Say Jeggins Can Be An Emotion Award to Zach:
As a trans person, I just have to say that sometimes I do in fact feel like jeggings, if jeggings could be an emotion.

On Come Party With Us At PYT Productions’ HOLIDAY STRADDLE, The 2011 Autostraddle Calendar Girls Release Party:

The Party in wasteunit’s Bedroom Award to wasteunit:
Why do all the sweet AS parties happen away from me? Can the next one be in my bedroom? Please? You won’t be disappointed.

The ClittyVaginaMcLabia Award to ClittyMclabia, allie, Jader, SomethingClever, terracottatoes:

On “Everybody Knows John Travolta is Gay”:

The WTF Do I Name This Award Award to Heather:
“Sometimes I feel like we unknowingly live in a bubble that might be imaginary where we make shit up and then circle-jerk our way into believing our own rumors.”
No, no that’s Fox News.

On Glee’s Darren Criss Conducts an Interview Entirely In Song:

The Please Stay Gay Award to pyrrhic:
Darren Criss, chipping away at Autostraddle’s target demographic one chord at a time.

On Movie Review: “Black Swan” Has Mad Chicks, Made Me Feel Crazy:

The Harry Fucking Potter Award to smartypants:
Katrina,
This is the single best film review I have ever read–truly insightful, descriptive, well-crafted, alluring and explanatory without being condescending. Brilliant job ! (50 points to Gryffindor)
And: psychosexual thriller–(and ain’t that the story of your life)=BEST

Emily Choo started as an intern with Autostraddle when she was 18 years old. She's now 10 years older and lives in Toronto with her partner and cat. The defining moment of her career was when Riese said this about her: " I think Emily Choo is a very bright, 'poetically inclined' girl who pays attention to everything and knows almost everything (the point of stuff, how to read, how beautiful things feel, how scary things feel, etc.) but doesn't believe/accept/realize yet that she knows almost everything." She still doesn't believe she knows anything, so, thank you, Riese, for that.

Emily has written 124 articles for us.

155 Comments

  1. YOU GUYS I AM SO HAPPY. my face, it is smiling. it is smiling really big right now. I think it’s actually a fissure. Yeah wait it’s like turning into a crack. Uhm, how wide IS a mouth supposed to be? Oh shit. Uhm. My teeth are near my eyes, my chin is pressing into my chest, OH SHIT MY EGO IS EXPLODING OUT OF MY HEAD.

    -kaboom- You guys, I need some ego stain remover.

    No but seriously. This is the best website in the world. IN THE WORLD. Thank you Miss Choo, and enjoy England. <3

          • I don’t think it will only take five years, it’ll probably at least six or seven, but I know AT LEAST five. I’m going for history. What are you going for right now?

          • History! Awesome! You can be social sciences or humanities. So much versatility! I am doing Sociology. I have some grad school advice for you:

            1. If they don’t give you funding, don’t go. Especially for a subject like history (or sociology :). They don’t really want you and you will not be able to pay back the loans. You need to be paid for. Usually this happens through an offer of TAships and some sprinkling of fellowships.
            2. The last time you hold any power in your graduate career is before you accept anywhere. You need to exploit this for your gain in the following ways:
            a. If you get an awesome offer from some place you’re not that interested in it you can use it as leverage and go to the other place(s) and say “hey Uni of Awesome, I really feel like you’re the best fit, but gosh Badass University has given me this great deal and golly, I’d just hate to make a decision based on cost and learn later that Uni of Awesome could not only be the best fit from a scholarly perspective but also be just as economical”
            b. Do not give any university that has accepted you an answer until the very very very last minute. I waited until 2 days before even though I had been pretty much set on one Uni a week before and my program called and offered me a bunch more funding. If they are worried about having low numbers for their incoming classes or they really really want you then they will start throwing things your way like fellowships/extra funding. These are VERY important for your academic development and sanity. Trust me.

            I can’t think of anything else. Probably cause I got a little wasteface while watching a romcom with my mum. Ahh xmas with the fam. Hit me up if you have any questions a dirty sociologist could help answer: amotes@uci.edu

            Again: good luck!

          • Thank you so much! Sociology is awesome! What are you working on right now/plan to work on/want to work on,etc…?

            Money is pretty much concern number one for me, I know I’d never be able to pay back loans. Yeah, there’s no way, they don’t pay, I can’t go. Simple as that. But the advice on accepting an offer is stuff I’ve never heard before. Most of the stuff I get nowadays comes from http://100rsns.blogspot.com/, which may be starting to give me an ulcer. Well, regardless, better to have low expectations than high in this case, I suppose.

          • Ah yes, I’ve seen that website before. It is excellent. Definitely good preparation, especially since grad students love bitching. The extremely short version of what I’m interested in is the intersection of law, culture and social movements and by that I mean like oh I don’t know, the marriage equality movement….I know sooooo gay. I can’t help it. I’ve tried.

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