NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday is Also Quick and Dirty

It’s Sunday. You should do a crossword puzzle or braid your hair. Or have sex or something. We’ll be at home waiting for Comcast to fix our internet. Hopefully this will do as it has been produced under duress. I hope that you feel really sexy about yourself today and if you don’t, you should look at these pictures of people with maggots on their bare ass and squids coming out of their moutholes, then you’ll feel better. It’s no “getting ass-fucked by an orange,” but it’s close.

Here’s a super-sexy tumblr it’s called Lesbians FTW. I feel like it gets sexy sometimes or at the very least it is about lesbians. Winning lesbians.

Or you can look at these hard core vintage lesbians. One of them is like smoking and the other one is like paddling someone. It’s prety serious.

I don’t know what to make of this, it’s called “A Series of Poses to Aid in Your Sketches of Female Anatomy.” Last time we linked to Vice, everyone did the commenting equivalent of ass-fucking us with a large citrus fruit. Here’s another thing from Vice that I am 95% sure you will like, it’s called Best Friends and it’s about fashion but it’s actually about LESBIAN SEX.

Or you should go to Sexpert Tristan Taormino’s latest blog post about Jiz Lee and Madison Young doing it. you know. IT:  “Jiz is such an inspiring performer: smart, articulate, hot, sexy, and energetic. Jiz and Madison have fucked and worked together before, so the chemistry was a no-brainer. Jiz was hoping to squirt, but the squirt was shy that day. It didn’t matter, we got an awesome kick-ass scene with Vixen toys, NjoyNob Essence wooden toys, vibrators, and, of course, orgasms. All with two queer feminist sex performers. In a Vivid movie! I cannot wait to hear what people think toys.

Taylor Momesen suggests that you masturbate:

“I’m a promoter of masturbation. Don’t sleep around – learn yourself first! Guys do, but girls don’t. And that’s why girls have so many bad experiences. But you can know your body, know yourself, know what feels good. You don’t have to give yourself away just to have sexual relevance. Because I don’t think sex is something people should be afraid of. It’s part of human nature, so I don’t think it should be so shameful – particularly for girls and young girls.”

This Week in Sex: The Female Orgasm Edition: from nerve.

The Frisky thinks it knows the 15 Most Oscar-Worthy Sex Scenes of 2010. Is Black Swan really a thing? Because someone told me that y’all are acting like it’s a much bigger deal than it is. Oh, The Frisky.

Create Your Own Map of Human Sexuality: Really it will feel very special just do it.

Look it’s the Best Lesbian Sex Scenes of All Time according to The Daily Beast and chosen by a straight guy. But also this is like 10 Scenes of lesbian “sexy” situations. Mullholland Drive, Wild Things, Vicky Christina Barcelona, a really unsexy scene from The Kids Are Alright, The Runaways, Bound, Gia, et al.

The Position of the Day: Quick and Dirty

Rihanna in British GQ: this is a sexually adventurous photoshoot.

It’s time for your Top Ten Sexy Geek Nominations, says Violet Blue, who is famous.

Ok go masturbate now like Jenny Humphrey says you should. Hey look Natalie Portman takes some of her clothes off.


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Riese

Marie Lyn Bernard, aka Riese, is an award-winning writer, blogger, journalist, fictionist, copywriter, video-maker and aspiring cyber-performance artist who grew up in the midwest, lost her mind in New York City and is currently making it work in California. Her work has appeared in nine books including "The Bigger the Better, The Tighter The Sweater: 21 Funny Women on Beauty, Body Image and The Hazards of Being Female," "Dirty Girls," and "The Best American Erotica of 2007," magazines including Nylon, Marie Claire, GO, Curve, Interlude, and CollegeBound, and all over the web including nerve.com, Jezebel, Queerty, Emily Books and OurChart (RIP). She was the recapper for The L Word Online and host of Showtime’s Lezberado and her personal blog has earned many dubious honors including Best Personal Blog 2008. Riese has spoken about blogging, community-building, feminism, cyberculture and sexuality at places like BlogHer, Yale, New York University, The University of Chicago and The Museum of Sex. A graduate of the University of Michigan, Interlochen Arts Academy and The Olive Garden's week-long training intensive; she enjoys eating foods, having big ideas, reading books & talking to her stuffed dog, Tinkerbell. Also, she's Jewish. Follow her smokin’ hot adventures on twitter. Contact: riese[at]autostraddle.com

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19 Comments

    • well, she is about, like, promoting it [masturbation] for girls which is a good thing! to talk about!

      I feel like I have to stick up for her because I am the only person in the world who actually likes Jenny (I also liked Dawn on BtVS and Jo on Supernatural, basically, if there’s an underdog, I probably dig her). WHAT SHE SAID WAS ACTUALLY OK, she didn’t say, don’t have sex, she said, know your body, so when you do have sex, it might not suck! That’s kind of a neat message.

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