Hello, commenting queens!
This week Lumberjanes had huge wins at the Eiseners, Serena Williams became a Wimbledon champion for the 6th time and Cara Delevingne confirmed that her bisexuality is not a phase.
These 45 pizza recipes gave us life, Emily found a new girl to kiss and Lizz had feelings about these black nail polishes.
Getting married? Crystal has some questions for you. And did you hear that Autostraddle Social is becoming the internet’s fastest growing place for friendly queers and ASS puns?
Carmen announced her comment contest winners, Mey thought “Tangerine” was great and Cee helped you give an old table a new look.
Thousands more comments than usual means even more more awards than usual so hop on board because this comment train won’t stop!
On 37 Extremely Important Questions You Must Answer Before Getting Married Or You’re Doomed:
The But The Guac Costs Extra Award to boner.jpg:
On Cara Delevingne’s Bisexuality “Isn’t A Phase” No Matter What That Dude at Vogue Wrote About It:
The Tangle of Lanky Limbs Award to Monique:
On The 2015 Emmy Nominations Include More Queer and Black Women Than Ever!:
The Misandry Award to MKH:
On 4 Outfits to Get Married In That Aren’t White Wedding Dresses:
The Devereaux Award to Lex:
On 45 Pizza Recipes That Could Last You All Year, Just Saying:
The Holy Order of the Pepperoni Award to Heather, Mariko and Sasha:
On Top 10 Reasons Autostraddle Social is Better Than Other Social Networking Sites:
The Hall of Fame Award to Carmen SanDiego:
On Feelings Atrium: Some Preemptive Thoughts We’ve Had on “Jenny’s Wedding”:
The Spoiler Alert Award to Sally:
The Always Spooning Never Scissoring Award to Casey:
The 11% On Rotten Tomatoes Award to Emma:
On FRIDAY OPEN THREAD: The Editors Have Some Questions For You:
The Cool Mom Award to Alicia:
On This Is Sunday Funday’s Very Gay Love Letter to Megan Rapinoe, The Notorious RBG, and Kate McKinnon:
The Down With RBG Award to Maddy:
On The Comment Awards Are Calling All Commenters:
The Commentinception* Award to Allison and Jessica:
See a clever, hilarious or thought provoking comment around this website-ship? Email it to me at: carrie [at] autostraddle [dot] com!
in the name of the crust, the cheese and the holy marinara… I may have just found my religion, it goes hand in hand with that scene from golden girls… where sophia and her sister curse each other “may your marinara never cling to your pasta”
… what a perfect comment!
Oh my god I think my internet is fucking up or something because EVERYONE’S avatar picture thing is the photo of Emily kissing Sara Harvey from Heather’s recap and it is a glorious nightmare. If this is an actual prank you guys are pulling right now and not just my bad internet connection, well done. And if all of you have collectively lost your damn minds and changed your pictures, I am afraid for our future.
Oh my god, Monique, how did I miss that glorious comment on Cara’s limbs??
Her comment was really what got me through that day!
I showed up a little late to the comments section but I was too inspired to not write that
The comments this week were top notch. Well done, Straddlers, keep it up.
Maddy, why can’t my dreams be as cool as yours? Brunch with RBG!? I did have a dream that I went to a-camp though, which was exciting, but I was just arriving when I woke up.
You have no idea how happy you’ve made me by giving me “the misandr,y award.”
I’m contemplating making a physical version, and displaying it on my mantel.
This is all I’ve ever wanted, thank you.
Sorry for the typos, I’m on my phone and I’m clumsy.
Such beautiful comments. Cara one has to be my fav though
If there was a comment hall of fame I would nominate Monique’s induction for that Cara epic
I second this nomination.
HAhahahaha Monique’s comment had me picturing Cara in a club looking about like this:
This is pretty much exactly what was happening in my head as I wrote it
So many good hilarious perfect comments this week!