The Comment Awards Are Seeing Double

Good day, Friday warriors! What have you been up to this week? Reevaluating how you make coffee? Inexplicably getting hooked on another queer-centric ABC Family show? Baking gluten-free buckwheat muffins? Checking out the Autostraddle Hot 100 while drinking a Wimbledon or two?

Weird, us too. In addition to that fun we’ve  started budgeting for a big gay trip to Orlando, a next sex toy purchase and jumpsuits. Yes, Yes, jumpsuits. Onward to the awards (and the weekend), you beautiful weirdos!

On Ode To My Pack Sack: Coffee:

The Merch Gamechanger Award to Jen:


On  Idol Worship: Brenda Howard, Bisexual Curmudgeon and Mother of Pride:

The That Escalated Quickly Award to Emily and Leigh:

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On He Said/We Said From Sea to Shining Sea:

The You Dude You Award to Mariah:

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On Autostraddle Hot 100:

The Ever Hopeful Shipper Award to Lora:

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The Alley Oop Award to Mary and Kathryn:

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On Lez Get Dressed For Work: 5 Reasons You Should Start Wearing Jumpsuits To The Office:

The Wardrobe Malfunction Award to foxy_boo: “I don’t get an awful lot of time to pee at work, and having to take off a jumpsuit would really eat into that”


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carrie is a nine to five office dweller in massachusetts. she loves waves, ​collects skateboards and is perpetually planning her escape from the northeast.

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  1. Commenting on the comment awards like Riese likes! I’ll take this opportunity to discuss my dogs again. Today we took my older dog, Bella (13) to the vet today to get her some arthritis medicine. She’s feeling better already, I can tell! She gets up easier and seems to be in less pain.
    Also, whenever Bella is really enjoying getting her hips massaged, she’ll try to lick whatever is out there as a thank you. In the vet’s waiting room this happened to be a random man’s leg, who was very shocked to have a dog licking near his genitals.
    I’m glad my dog could make everyone awkward-laugh in the waiting room.

  2. Several hours later and I’m still laughing at that jumpsuit comment. Just the other day my sister and I were in Target and she was looking at a romper and for the first time I realized something and said, “IF YOU WEAR A ROMPER HOW DO YOU PEE?” So I’m glad we could all have this moment together.

  3. It’s really sad but like every Friday I’m racking my brain to think if I might have said anything comment-award-worthy, and then berating myself to try harder the following week. Now I can take it easy next week! <3

  4. It is also my first comment award! Yay! :) (Although really all I did was set it up for Kathryn to be hilarious as I have seen her do many times in the comments.)

    Also, for the second time this week, I came home around 4am last night from a night out and came on AS to find something brilliant. I tried to comment here last night about my pride for being in the comment awards.. but all I could type was drunken babble, so thankfully I left it ’til today instead.

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