“Thinking about the stud who hit on me in Penn Station. They were so smooth that I’m still thinking about it three years later.”

“Wow, I’m hot, I want to make out with me.”

The Autostraddle store is full of some of the best gay merch you’ll ever lay your little gay eyes on.

“Marry me so we can live in a tiny house!”

“Yesterday I thought to myself, ‘I wonder what GayStew is doing in quarantine?’ And this morning I find myself reading this.”

“On my nightstand: three empty beer bottles, 14 books piled in a stack that’s threatening to turn over in the night and murder me in my sleep, a candle that is supposed to smell like vanilla but is maybe more like candy corn, a matchbook from an Ybor strip club…”

“IT’S HAPPENING!!! MY THREEWAY POLY PARENTING NIGHTMARE HAS BEGUN AND I AM A L I V E”

“It’s ok…I’m sure Dawn would’ve won if this were a mud-wrestling competition.”

“I gotta say, if you wanna have sex in six minutes, you should not spend the first 4.5 minutes unbuttoning all the buttons in both of your dresses!”

“I’ve always found the word ‘spreadsheet’ low-key dirty sounding, because I’m an eternal twelve year-old.”

“I posted that photo just to be included in No Filter.”

“Happy to see Lost and Delirious finally getting all the recognition it deserves after its cruel snub on the dead lesbians of television list!”

“If Erin Sullivan has taught me anything, it’s that someone will try to use a bath bomb as a dildo.”

“The heart with a dot below it is the menstruation heart you cannot change my mind.”

SEXY TAMPONS FTW.

“Come for the lesbian hotel, stay for the euthanasia.”

And so we talked all night about the rest of our lives…

DO NOT use genitalia as a champagne flute.

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This week we’ve got gay agendas, arson of the heart/other places and so much more!