Pretty Little Liars Fashioncap 209: Uncomfortably Accurate Gay High School Poker Attire
Let’s break it down by uncomfortably accurate fashion stereotype. High school students listen up — this is relevant to your interests.
Pretty Little Liars 209 Recap: Picture This Poker Face
In which Emily licks her in the front and pokes her in the rear. Well, not exactly. I just wanted to say that.
Pretty Little Liars Fashioncap 208: Hospital Gowns are So Hot Right Now
Alternative lifestyle haircuts and candy striper uniforms. Need I say more?
The Real L Word Episode 209 Recap: The Pieces Fall Into Place On Top of Each Other
Free at last, free at last. Thank Ilene Chaiken almighty, this show is finally f-cking over at last.
Pretty Little Liars Fashioncap 207: Yes, This is a Gay Thing
How many LBDs does one sixteen year-old need?
Real L Word Episode 208 Recap: The Hardest Time to Write This Rhyme
This week on The Real L Word, everybody cried because everybody hurts, sometimes.
Pretty Little Liars Fashioncap 206: A Stands for Alexander McQueen
“To make this go as smoothly as possible… we’re going to play a game called “Gay or Not Gay” in which I invent the rules as I go along in order to make jokes.”
Pretty Little Liars 206 Recap: Never Letting Go of Lesbian Dreams
In which Emily’s date brings a date and everybody models through it.
Real L Word Episode 207 Recap: Play With Fire and Microwave Your Desire
“Wow. You’re evil. You’re EVIL! You’re lying and you’re EVIL!”
Pretty Little Liars Fashioncap 205: How To Definitely Not Dress For A Funeral
“…Melissa reacts by looking sadder than I did at Pride when I realized I forgot my rainbow umbrella.”
Real L Word Episode 206 Recap: Baby Batter Up Up and Away
Did you know that in Argentina, this show is advertised as “the show for women that every man will want to watch”?
True Blood Episode 403: If You Love Me, Why Am I Dyin’?
“I will give you 24 hours to return that witch to me. And if you don’t I will personally eat, f*ck and kill all three of you.”
Pretty Little Liars Fashioncap 204: Emily Wore Flannel
“If this outfit was a monster, it would be Gayzilla.”
Pretty Little Liars 204 Recap (The Lesbian Parts): Blind Dates Aren’t Straight
“All this whispering and sneaking around has the effect of making the Liars seem like they’re all in secret lesbian relationships with each other.”
Real L Word Episode 205 Recap: It’s About to Get Juicy Juice
Another captivating episode of that weird reality show about lesbians. This week everyone goes on a field trip but none of those field trips are roller derby.
Pretty Little Liars Fashioncap Episode 203: A Stole All the Lesbians and Left Me Without Clothing to Talk About
“This outfit totally makes sense, because who doesn’t study/sleep in a full panted strappy romper?”
Real L Word 204 Recap: The Other L Word (I Think It’s “Limoncello”)
The Real L Word returns with even more drinking and slightly less sperm and no Francine whatsoever.
Pretty Little Liars 202 Fashioncap: Tank Tops with Necklaces for Everyone
Someone at ABC Family knows about my Pride Outfit and the go-to Lesbian Date Outfit and I know where you can get the things to look like the girls on the show!
Pretty Little Liars Episode 202 “Recap”: The Goodbye Look It’s a Lesbian
This week on Pretty Little Liars, Emily went on a date with one of the numerous pretty lesbians in the Niagra Falls area.
Real L Word Episode 203 Recap: Back to Square One, Look What We’ve Become
The good news is that my recap is done / “I wish instead of being this show, this show was a re-run of Friends”