“In addition to sending us 50 emails a day, Joe Solomnese has been making secret deals with Washington — namely, to prioritize the hate crimes bill and the employee non-discrimination act over “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell.”
“Apparently I am suffering from GBICT, or Gay Blog Induced Carpal Tunnel. In an effort to relax, I turned on the teevee. I saw this terrible thing on True Life: I Hate my Small Boobs. So I had to look it up and see what the fuck was up with that girl’s Mom”
Chandra is not a lesbo, the prom queen is a boy, Alexi is wearing Dol-chay, Sotomayor hates bloggers, Obama may or may not care about the gays, Lambert may or may not be out and your girlfriend is pregnant, no lie.
“The mayor of San Angelo chose not only love, but also honesty.”
Straight people can be fat and ugly too, you know.
Breaking News! Gay Marriage hurts small businesses — heaven forbid we demand health insurance or other crazy stuff like that.
You Scream, I Scream, We All Scream for Venn Diagrams and also ice cream!
Wanda Sykes, Is my Marriage Gay, Lady Gaga’s Poker Face, Dan Choi, Christian Pagan Buddhist Goddess Worshipers, more Miss California
“Many residents are out of work; others worry they will lose their jobs. Thousands of people have difficulty making ends meet … No one needs a campaign to stomp on legislation that doesn’t hurt anyone.”
Miss California continues to be an asshat, & we created a girl-on-girl gallery in honor of it! Joel Booster must be blind because he is claiming there’s an increase in teevee diversity. LiLo might be going back to men, oh noes.
Welcome to Sunday Funday, where the only news you need is good news!
Sunday is supposed to be the happy day, so that wouldn’t be the time to ask you “Why Is Obama Deleting His Gay Rights Support from the White House Homepage”?
“We have done everything in our power to limit the confusion in the market place about who is speaking these words and that it is not Miss California, but Carrie Prejean.”
“Don’t even talk to me re: nipples.” (Susan Powter)
Lilith Fair will be back next year! Iowans exercise their right to marry.
Empire Pride makes fun of NOM, but with logic instead of jokes. Everyone loves Jennifer Beals. Can psychiatrists cure homosexuality? No, but that doesn’t mean they won’t try.
Amazon removes LGBT books from its rankings. We give you the best NOM parody ever. And Queerty questions gay conservatives.
Riese put pictures of girls in boyshorts on the internet, Larry King’s guests are dumb sometimes, HRC takes on NOM in an epic battle of acronyms, and omg Erin Daniels will be on CSI.
Gays can marry in Vermont, and have their marriages recognized in DC. Intern Vashti says: “We should start callin’ the gays “butter” cuz they’re on a rollllllllllll.” Also, Anyone But Me!
Showtime isn’t picking up The Farm, you can get all the way married in Iowa now, and Iraqi gays are sentenced to execution.