Results for: you need help
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The Comment Awards Are Dressing Like the Antler Queen
“The 80s welcome you back with a glass of lemonade in a clear plastic glass with lemons on it, and a smile on its face.”
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The Comment Awards Are Sliding Into Your DMs (Dog Messages)
What do you think comments taste like? Do you think they taste like salmon cookies or like chicken cookies? I HOPE IT’S SALMON.
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The Comment Awards Are Arguing Over the Gayest American Girl Doll
“I humbly submit for consideration Molly’s extended meditation on why her teacher’s hair is so shiny.”
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The Comment Awards Are In The Arms of Gigi
“Sure no one I’ve dated has committed mass murder, but… is it bad to say I wouldn’t be surprised if they had?”
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The Comment Awards Are Ranking Fanfic Tropes
I read the headline and whispered to myself: “there is only one bed!!!“
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The Comment Awards Are Making Magic in Cloverleaf Corners
“I’m sure Jamie Clayton wasn’t actually suggesting that they celebrate by topping each other with a Magic Wand, but…”
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The Comment Awards Are Waking Up In Villanelle’s Lair
“I got Jenny Schechter AGAIN!”
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The Comment Awards Are Paws Up for Prancer
“Does Girls Out of Hell describe the women I read about or me who intrigue me, live in my head rent free, and continuously pull me in like a moth to flame? Hell yeah!”
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The Comment Awards And Their Cat Have Matching Rainbow Tanktops
“Wow, I’m hot, I want to make out with me.”
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The Comment Awards Are Having the Nicest Gay
“Say you were on a panel and the question came up. How would you explain it to Brie?”
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The Comment Awards Are Feeling Very Seen
“MILF Manor? More like Cougar Castle!”
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The Comment Awards Are Riding the Lesbian Party Bus
“I still wear my actual red Straddle This boxers!!”
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The Comment Awards Are Thinking About Tig Notaro In A Flightsuit
“I definitely played rugby with the 2004 version of the Hey Mamas lesbians.”
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The Comment Awards Are Going Back to High School
“Just surround yourself with dogs and keep chanting, ‘I was a lesbian in 1974.'”
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The Comment Awards Are Drinking Evergreens — Make Mine A Double
“And here we thought the spruce syrup was just a tasty treat!”
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The Comment Awards Are All Lit Up Inside
“I came for the lights and left wanting to know more about your Disney villain mom!”
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The Comment Awards Are Waving to Alison Bechdel
“Can’t believe you neglected to mention the Titanosaur!”
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The Comment Awards Are Giving It the Old College Try
“Hobbies I have tried and left by the wayside: crochet, sewing, knitting, Duolingo, yoga, marriage.”
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The Comment Awards Did Not Forget Lost and Delirious!
“I’m not picking raptor! I know what will happen if I pick raptor!”
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The Comment Awards Are Back on the Apps
“Can someone make an app for that, please? We can call it SPIT!”