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Dice for Every Kind of Queer Dungeons & Dragons Player

Friend, you deserve some gorgeous dice to roll when you’re storming the castle, arguing with a dragon, or flirting with that drow chick that your DM refuses to rank on a scale of hotness (but you’re confident is an 11).

meg March 4, 2020 22 Comments
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I do not like gyms. They smell like people. Not in the good way. Here’s some nerd gear to get you through.

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An R2D2 french press because you’re worth it.

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Relevant To Your Interests: Nerd Your Denim Jacket with Enamel Pins

I have personally selected the nerdiest and gayest enamel pins for your denim jacket, here you go.

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6 Wearable Tech Pieces That Actually Look Good

This isn’t just gonna be another post about, like, Apple Watches. I know y’all already know about those.

A.E. Osworth August 16, 2017 12 Comments
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11 Fanny Packs for Almost Every Fandom

Fanny packs by Tumblr fandom because that’s how my brain works apparently!

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What’s more Relevant To Your Interests this month than Wonder Woman, I ask you?

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I found twelve really nerdy birthday cards for the really nerdy people in your life.

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Lumpy Space Princess makes me happy. That’s all.

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Nothing says second breakfast like some Death Star waffles.

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Relevant To Your Interests: The Nerdiest Coloring Books in All the Land

The world feels like it’s on fire, let’s color nerd stuff!

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Relevant To Your Interests: Let’s Shop Stationery Supplies

Some great recs for writing instruments, art supplies, notebooks and more — from your new favorite podcasts, Art Supply Posse, The Erasable Podcast, and The Pen Addict!

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Relevant To Your Interests: All Aliens, All the Time

Been watching things about aliens lately? Well here we are with some alien-type goods for your everyday wear and use.

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Relevant To Your Interests: Back-to-School Shopping for Grownup Nerds

Get into school, y’all, it is almost time! Here’s a back to school shopping guide for the nerdiest among us.

A.E. Osworth August 23, 2016 23 Comments
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Relevant To Your Interests: Looks For The Queer Pokémaster

Hello! Pokémon Go is sweeping the nation and I absolutely, unapologetically love it. So I’ve put together some outfits that say I’m Here, I’m Queer and I’m Gonna Catch That Pinsir.

A.E. Osworth July 26, 2016 5 Comments
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Relevant To Your Interests: Cooperative Boardgames for Tough Times

Some of these boardgames have individual winners at the end, some don’t, but all allow you to band together for a short time and take on a much more manageable enemy than “hate,” “the patriarchy,” and “the rest of the whole damn world.”

A.E. Osworth June 16, 2016 29 Comments
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Lately I’ve been consuming media and playing games that have made me reconsider my apathy toward Cthulhu. So here’s some Cthulhu for the new enthusiast.

A.E. Osworth May 17, 2016 19 Comments
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Nerd tea inspired me to find y’all the best nerd mugs out there. And there are a lot of them.

A.E. Osworth April 19, 2016 44 Comments
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Relevant To Your Interests: I’d Rather Be In Hyrule

For days when you need some Zelda to bring some zest to your life.

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