The Comment Awards Are A Piece Of Cake

Hello, wildlings! What have you been up to lately?

This week the senior editorial team answered another round of your most pressing questions, Carmen went to NJ and back and then glided into Graceland and Rachel identified the top 13 campaign issues according to the republican debate. Also, Kate learned that Tinder is not a good place to find friends, Mey interviewed Kate Beaton and Ali recommended some books about hackers.

In #vapidfluff, Stef had a gal pal extravaganza and uncovered more instagram goodies. Finally we learned lazy femme tricks for lovely lips and the importance of having your cake and then having more cake.

On Also.Also.Also: Kristen Stewart Feels Sad About Kim Davis’s Hateful Heart and Other Stories for Your Brain:

The Battle Scars Award to queer girl:

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On 12 Women They Didn’t Tell You Were Queer In History Class:

The School’s Out Award to Sam:

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On Gal Pal Extravaganza: Ellen Page Dating Samantha Thomas! Hannah Hart Dating Ingrid Nilsen!:

The Thesis Proposal Award to Sally and bra:

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The 5th Floor, Last Office On The Left Award to MagicDolphin:

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The Good Ship Lolliqueer Award to Nat:

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On Lick My Chops: Lipstick for the Lazy Femme and Low-Maintenance Lips:

The Riese Approved Award to Hattie:

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On Pop Culture Fix: I Hope You Want to Talk About Ellen Page and Maybe Some Other Fun Topics:

The Unambiguously Gay Duo Award to Audrey and Kristana:

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carrie is a nine to five office dweller in massachusetts. she loves waves, ​collects skateboards and is perpetually planning her escape from the northeast.

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  1. I’m not a femme nor do I think I know a lazy femme, but I NEED that Lazy Femme merch to exist.
    Just because it needs to exist, okay.
    It just needs ta.

  2. I’m still cackling at “you’ve fallen and can’t straighten up.”

    In the very real future of Autostraddle Univeristy, “Lesbiscience” will be a field of study.

    • As long as they teach Otterchism too, kids need a balanced view.
      Force feeding them science without any options or counter balance is just wrong.

      #Otterligious Lesiberty #WeNeedShesusInOurSchools

      • Well, I’d expect the full range of courses for the Renaissance Straddler:

        Comparative Cliterature
        Gal Paleontology



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