Hello, wildlings! What have you been up to lately?
This week the senior editorial team answered another round of your most pressing questions, Carmen went to NJ and back and then glided into Graceland and Rachel identified the top 13 campaign issues according to the republican debate. Also, Kate learned that Tinder is not a good place to find friends, Mey interviewed Kate Beaton and Ali recommended some books about hackers.
In #vapidfluff, Stef had a gal pal extravaganza and uncovered more instagram goodies. Finally we learned lazy femme tricks for lovely lips and the importance of having your cake and then having more cake.
The Battle Scars Award to queer girl:
On 12 Women They Didn’t Tell You Were Queer In History Class:
The School’s Out Award to Sam:
On Gal Pal Extravaganza: Ellen Page Dating Samantha Thomas! Hannah Hart Dating Ingrid Nilsen!:
The Thesis Proposal Award to Sally and bra:
The 5th Floor, Last Office On The Left Award to MagicDolphin:
The Good Ship Lolliqueer Award to Nat:
On Lick My Chops: Lipstick for the Lazy Femme and Low-Maintenance Lips:
The Riese Approved Award to Hattie:
On Pop Culture Fix: I Hope You Want to Talk About Ellen Page and Maybe Some Other Fun Topics:
The Unambiguously Gay Duo Award to Audrey and Kristana:
See a clever, hilarious or thought provoking comment around this website-ship? Email it to me at: carrie [at] autostraddle [dot] com!
I was about to yell at Carmen Sandiego for lying to me, but there I am at the bottom.
See? What did I tell you? And it was well deserved too!
I’m not a femme nor do I think I know a lazy femme, but I NEED that Lazy Femme merch to exist.
Just because it needs to exist, okay.
It just needs ta.
Yay! My breakup was good for something! ;-)
ok these are really good this week well done team well done.
I’m still cackling at “you’ve fallen and can’t straighten up.”
In the very real future of Autostraddle Univeristy, “Lesbiscience” will be a field of study.
Broken down into the disciplines of Lesbiology, Sapphysics and Chemistraddling.
As long as they teach Otterchism too, kids need a balanced view.
Force feeding them science without any options or counter balance is just wrong.
#Otterligious Lesiberty #WeNeedShesusInOurSchools
Well, I’d expect the full range of courses for the Renaissance Straddler:
Comparative Cliterature
Gal Paleontology
Ellenomics
and…
Kale.
“Comparative Cliterature” will be the name of my future queer book club.
Everyone on this site is brilliant
True dat.
“You´ve fallen and you can´t straighten up?”
HOHOOHOHOHOOO!!!!