Kristen Stewart Tells The New York Times About “Harnessing A Fluid,” If Ya Know What I Mean
Kristen Stewart has been hiding a private Instagram account from me THIS ENTIRE TIME.
xoxo gothip girl
Listling With Minimal Commentary: 39 Completely Context-Free Tabloid Headlines
Every day, I comb the tabloids all across the internet, thirstily hunting for any news of Kristen Stewart’s potential public makeouts and/or Evan Rachel Wood’s forthcoming announcement that she’s ready to take me on a date. In the process, I also found these headlines. Today I’m ready to share them with you.
Hypothetically, If Queen Latifah Dated Women, She Wouldn’t Be Dating One Right Now
Even if this WERE true, it wouldn’t even be a thing anymore, so don’t even worry about it.
Wait, Are Cara Delevingne And Annie Clark Engaged Or What?
And seriously, Cara? The Eiffel Tower? I thought you were COOL.
BREAKING: Ruby Rose And Phoebe Dahl Break Up, Love Remains A Lie
The pair will presumably no longer be visiting farmers’ markets together, jumping on waterslides together or taking pensive, mysterious photographs of one another.
Gal Pal Extravaganza: Ellen Page Dating Samantha Thomas! Hannah Hart Dating Ingrid Nilsen!
Dive right into all we know about Ellen Page’s outing with her girlfriend Samantha Thomas and Hannah Hart’s relationship with Ingrid Nilsen.
Rosie O’Donnell Is Probably Not Dating Tatum O’Neal, But What Do We Know?
Is “confidante” the new “gal pal”?
Kristen Stewart Isn’t Straight: Actress Addresses Sexuality Rumors, Says “I’m Not Hiding”
“I think in three or four years, there are going to be a whole lot more people who don’t think it’s necessary to figure out if you’re gay or straight.”
Cara Delevingne’s Bisexuality “Isn’t A Phase” No Matter What That Dude at Vogue Wrote About It
Cara helpfully tells The New York Times that her sexuality is not a phase SO THERE
BREAKING: Janelle Monae Allegedly Rocking MC Lyte’s Body
Does this mean MC Lyte has been an android all along?
Annie Clark and Cara Delevingne Spotted Walking Next To Each Other Multiple Times
These two seem like a damn good time.
Let’s Celebrate GalPalentines Day With Kristen Stewart, Taylor Swift, Angel Haze, Carrie Brownstein and Their Gal Pals
Gosh, those two girls are awfully close! They’re probably on their way to Claire’s to buy a BEST FRIENDS FOREVER necklace right now!
Love Is A Lie: Angel Haze And Ireland Baldwin Break Up
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EXCUSE ME: Kristen Stewart Has Maybe-Romantic Times On The Beach With Her Maybe-Girlfriend
AAAAAAAAAAAH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Gothip Girl’s Top 10 Most Important Celesbian Moments of 2014
It’s been a great year for hard-hitting investigative journalism.
Evan Rachel Wood And Kate Moennig Break Up, Earth Implodes, Sadness Ensues
Just because 99.9% of their relationship happened in my own imagination doesn’t mean it wasn’t real.
Wait, Are Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual And Kate Moennig Dating?
Have all of your wildest dreams come true?
Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual Is Single Again: What Does This Mean For You?
“Sources close to Autostraddle.com report that the newly single Ms. Wood was spotted dancing at a ladies’ party called the Grind in Los Angeles this past Wednesday night, sparking rumors that you, yes YOU stand even a snowball’s chance in hell of becoming Evan Rachel Wood’s new paramour.”
Top 10 Moments From Angel Haze And Ireland Baldwin’s Maybe Love Affair
Or “very close friendship.” Whatever.
XOXO Gothip Girl: Cara Delevingne Caught In Scandalous Embrace With Underage Tiger
Breaking news: wild and crazy girl does wild and crazy thing.