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Vapid Fluff

Kristen Stewart Tells The New York Times About “Harnessing A Fluid,” If Ya Know What I Mean

Kristen Stewart has been hiding a private Instagram account from me THIS ENTIRE TIME.

By Stef| August 17, 2016 | 18 Comments
Vapid Fluff

Listling With Minimal Commentary: 39 Completely Context-Free Tabloid Headlines

Every day, I comb the tabloids all across the internet, thirstily hunting for any news of Kristen Stewart’s potential public makeouts and/or Evan Rachel Wood’s forthcoming announcement that she’s ready to take me on a date. In the process, I also found these headlines. Today I’m ready to share them with you.

By Stef| May 12, 2016 | 31 Comments
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Hypothetically, If Queen Latifah Dated Women, She Wouldn’t Be Dating One Right Now

Even if this WERE true, it wouldn’t even be a thing anymore, so don’t even worry about it.

By Stef| March 11, 2016 | 26 Comments
Vapid Fluff

Wait, Are Cara Delevingne And Annie Clark Engaged Or What?

And seriously, Cara? The Eiffel Tower? I thought you were COOL.

By Stef| February 12, 2016 | 21 Comments
Vapid Fluff

BREAKING: Ruby Rose And Phoebe Dahl Break Up, Love Remains A Lie

The pair will presumably no longer be visiting farmers’ markets together, jumping on waterslides together or taking pensive, mysterious photographs of one another.

By Stef| December 15, 2015 | 42 Comments
Vapid Fluff

Gal Pal Extravaganza: Ellen Page Dating Samantha Thomas! Hannah Hart Dating Ingrid Nilsen!

Dive right into all we know about Ellen Page’s outing with her girlfriend Samantha Thomas and Hannah Hart’s relationship with Ingrid Nilsen.

By Stef| September 15, 2015 | 23 Comments
Vapid Fluff

Rosie O’Donnell Is Probably Not Dating Tatum O’Neal, But What Do We Know?

Is “confidante” the new “gal pal”?

By Stef| September 3, 2015 | 13 Comments
Vapid Fluff

Kristen Stewart Isn’t Straight: Actress Addresses Sexuality Rumors, Says “I’m Not Hiding”

“I think in three or four years, there are going to be a whole lot more people who don’t think it’s necessary to figure out if you’re gay or straight.”

By Stef| August 12, 2015 | 71 Comments
Vapid Fluff

Cara Delevingne’s Bisexuality “Isn’t A Phase” No Matter What That Dude at Vogue Wrote About It

Cara helpfully tells The New York Times that her sexuality is not a phase SO THERE

By Stef| July 16, 2015 | 52 Comments
Vapid Fluff

BREAKING: Janelle Monae Allegedly Rocking MC Lyte’s Body

Does this mean MC Lyte has been an android all along?

By Stef| May 3, 2015 | 22 Comments
Vapid Fluff

Annie Clark and Cara Delevingne Spotted Walking Next To Each Other Multiple Times

These two seem like a damn good time.

By Stef| March 2, 2015 | 50 Comments
Vapid Fluff

Let’s Celebrate GalPalentines Day With Kristen Stewart, Taylor Swift, Angel Haze, Carrie Brownstein and Their Gal Pals

Gosh, those two girls are awfully close! They’re probably on their way to Claire’s to buy a BEST FRIENDS FOREVER necklace right now!

By Stef| February 14, 2015 | 38 Comments
Vapid Fluff

Love Is A Lie: Angel Haze And Ireland Baldwin Break Up

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

By Stef| February 4, 2015 | 65 Comments
Vapid Fluff

EXCUSE ME: Kristen Stewart Has Maybe-Romantic Times On The Beach With Her Maybe-Girlfriend

AAAAAAAAAAAH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

By Stef| January 5, 2015 | 64 Comments
Vapid Fluff

Gothip Girl’s Top 10 Most Important Celesbian Moments of 2014

It’s been a great year for hard-hitting investigative journalism.

By Stef| December 29, 2014 | 22 Comments
Vapid Fluff

Evan Rachel Wood And Kate Moennig Break Up, Earth Implodes, Sadness Ensues

Just because 99.9% of their relationship happened in my own imagination doesn’t mean it wasn’t real.

By Stef| November 16, 2014 | 32 Comments
Vapid Fluff

Wait, Are Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual And Kate Moennig Dating?

Have all of your wildest dreams come true?

By Stef| October 15, 2014 | 49 Comments
Vapid Fluff

Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual Is Single Again: What Does This Mean For You?

“Sources close to Autostraddle.com report that the newly single Ms. Wood was spotted dancing at a ladies’ party called the Grind in Los Angeles this past Wednesday night, sparking rumors that you, yes YOU stand even a snowball’s chance in hell of becoming Evan Rachel Wood’s new paramour.”

By Stef| May 29, 2014 | 42 Comments
Vapid Fluff

Top 10 Moments From Angel Haze And Ireland Baldwin’s Maybe Love Affair

Or “very close friendship.” Whatever.

By Stef| April 29, 2014 | 31 Comments
Vapid Fluff

XOXO Gothip Girl: Cara Delevingne Caught In Scandalous Embrace With Underage Tiger

Breaking news: wild and crazy girl does wild and crazy thing.

By Stef| March 3, 2014 | 6 Comments
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XOXO Gothip Girl: Gay Cat Disowned, Currently On The Prowl

“Neighbours have been gathering at the woman’s house to witness this feline abomination for themselves, but at press time, nobody has stepped forwards to claim Bull.”

By Stef| January 30, 2014 | 8 Comments
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