Wait, Are Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual And Kate Moennig Dating?

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This past May, Gothip Girl reported that newly single Evan Rachel Wood was prowling Los Angeles ladies’ nights, potentially in search of new paramour situations. It could have been you, dear reader, but it looks like you may have missed your chance. Today, Page Six reports that Ms. Wood may have landed the great white whale of this great queer ocean: Kate Moennig, aka The L Word‘s Shane McCutcheon.

Take a minute, catch your breath, and let’s review the facts.

In February 2013 (long before Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual’s separation from husband Jamie Bell was public knowledge, or perhaps even a thing), Ms. Wood encountered Ms. Moennig at a flea market. Maybe their hands brushed against each other as they both reached for the same box of dusty cassette tapes. Maybe their eyes met across a table full of handmade bangle bracelets. Regardless of the circumstances, what is known for certain is that Evan Rachel Wood did the only thing a red-blooded American can do in the presence of Kate Moennig, and she blushed, got flustered, bolted and then tweeted about it like a total nerd.

 

This happened to me once with Samantha Ronson and I died, so.

From what we can discern, the two struck up some sort of Twitter-based relationship, and Wood continued to moon over the spindly seductress, even tweeting about dreaming about the two falling asleep together in a cab during NYC pride. You have probably also periodically tweeted about Kate Moennig-based fantasies, but you, dear reader, you aren’t Evan Rachel Wood.

Although Kate Moennig was most recently reported to be in some sort of relationship-esque arrangement with mysterious hat aficionado Holly Miranda, noted Instagram behavioural analyst Crystal Silvester reports that “…Holly Miranda has not posted a photo of Kate Moennig’s dog for at least three months now, which indicates either nothing or everything re: their relationship status.”

At the Hammer Museum’s Los Angeles gala (honoring artist Mark Bradford and singer Joni Mitchell) this past Saturday night, Wood and Moennig arrived holding hands, both nattily dressed in blazers, appearing “very much a couple.” Page Six’s source also notes that the two “kept close all night” and spent time at a “secluded table,” which (as we all know) constitute the two primary girl-on-girl sex acts. Although the two were not specifically reported to be “canoodling,” it is heavily implied that this was the case.

The two were not photographed together, but here is a composite image we have put together from photos from the event. Our resident body language expert Stef Schwartz notes, “these two are all about it.” Evan Rachel Wood looks resplendent, even glowing, and as always, Moennig’s hair remains full of secrets.

Photos: Donato Sardella/Steve Granitz/Getty

Photos: Donato Sardella/Steve Granitz/Getty

At press time, neither Kate Moennig’s three-legged chihuahua nor her haircut could be reached for comment.

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Stef Schwartz is a founding member and the self-appointed Vapid Fluff Editor at Autostraddle.com. She currently resides in New York City, where she spends her days writing songs nobody will ever hear and her nights telling much more successful musicians what to do. Follow her on twitter and/or instagram.

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49 Comments

  5. I honestly have no idea who evan rachel wood is other than seeing her mentioned all the time on autostraddle and learning that her true last name is “bisexual.”

    that said, A+ article, 10/10, would read again

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  18. True story – one time, when I was working for Apple, Kate Moenning came up to me and struck up a conversation over iPhone cases.

    Unfortunately, I had no idea it was her and pointed her to one of my male colleagues to get rung up because I was working inventory. Then all the queer identified ladies at the store rushed me and I realized my error.

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  34. Thank you for this informative update on the continuing adventures of Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual.
    Also, thanks to you guys I can’t not think of her as Evan Rachel Wood Bisexual; that should be the name on her Wikipedia page.

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  36. Yes Katherine Moennig is and has been dating a girl from Texas.She’s Spanish Irish mixed and her name is Emerald Alva it was actor Chris Mulkey that played Leonard Murphy on (episode 1-2003)of the show CSI Miami introduced Katherine Moennig who played Mary Landis on (episode 1-2008)of the show CSI Miami to Emerald Alva of LGBT Rights Around The World and LGBT entertainment.I’m a close friend of her girlfriends family member.I met them at a birthday dinner party and they seemed really nice.I’m a life coach now but have worked in journalism in the past and although it may be wrong of me to comment on this private subject.I feel most of the world already knows everything there is to know on this topic.I think they enjoy traveling through and visiting Texas where it’s more private for them to hang out party or relax.Emerald is a Mormon member of the LDS Church that lived with a child actor and artistic director from the 1976 film Bad News Bears Kate is Kate.I was dating Emerald but Kate broke us up seven years ago and we all saw each other again at the !$#!#Block lesbian event in Texas back in August.I wish them and hope they will be able to keep their lives private away from the public’s eye.Because privacy is priceless and everyone deserves the right to be happy living their lives in the way they want to.I respect their privacy in person as well as on social media sites such as LinkedIn Facebook Twitter and MySpace hopefully everyone else will to as well.I think you for allowing me to share my personal thoughts views and insight on this site thank you!.

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