Also, Gaby Dunn placed herself under the Christmas tree, Jasika Nicole has a haunting serenade for you, and WE FOUND PATTERS.
Also, Danielle Brooks is dressed like a human Instagram filter and we bring you qualified social media experts to tell you the latest news about soccer romance.
Also, Danielle Brooks is an actual sparkle princess and Hayley Kiyoko introduces me to my new favorite athletic league.
This is the waaaaay, it’s the way that we live, it’s the way that we liiiiiive and loooooooove.
Come for Ilene Chaiken’s hairdo, stay because why not, you know?
Brittani Nichols fights the forces of evil, Annie Clark needs more mushrooms and El Sanchez lives even mas.
Also, Evan Rachel Wood plays the theremin, Kate Moennig takes on the Champ and Demi Lovato rolls into New Jersey in style.
Celesbian dogs we’ve known.
We’ve also got Ruby Rose dressed as a tree and Kate Moennig dressed as a terrifying clown.
Breaking: Kreayshawn has a time machine, Hannah Hart made Ingrid Nilsen a very sweet birthday tribute post, and Lena Waithe is still a babe.
You look like you could use some puppies.
Lindsay Lohan’s offensive outfit, Cara Delevingne’s animal onesie, Tegan and Sara’s throwback oversized tees, Laverne’s glasses and other fashion and life choices for the ages.
Everybody went to the Emmys and all I got was this stupid t-shirt. Not even a t-shirt because nobody even got me a t-shirt.
Tegan and Sara have a cute dinner together, Jenny Owen Youngs is lost and found, Jasika Nicole and Brittani Nichols have a secret project, and Samira Wiley wants to share this stir fry with you.
Take a look at these sex-crazed weasels, and also DeAnne Smith’s grandma!
And Laverne Cox finally met this dinosaur.
If Miley Cyrus riding a dinosaur isn’t enough to pique your interest, I don’t know what to tell you.
Ruby Rose wants you to rescue these dogs, Shane and Carmen are hanging out, Ellen Page feels sad for a pickle, and so much more.
Insipid celebrity gossip, and inappropriate speculation now through Valencia.
It’s been a great year for hard-hitting investigative journalism.