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10 Royally Powerful Sex Toys for Leo Season and Beyond
It’s been a long year, and by “year” I mean “six months” but also “decade.” You deserve some big pleasure, something you can count on to make you feel good — really, really good. That’s why we’ve picked out some of the best-in-class powerhouse products from Eve’s
8 of the Strongest, Rumbliest Vibrators for When Your Love Affair With the Magic Wand Ends
These vibrators are strong. Really really strong.
24 Sex Toys for the Horny, Lonely, and Self-Isolating
Who says getting it on by yourself isn’t as fun as partnered sex? Pick up a few of these toys and enjoy getting to know your body! I know I will!! Happy masturbating!
8 of the Best Luxe Toys You & Your Long-Term Partner Will Love
There’s something different about how you approach sex with someone you’ll be scissoring for the long haul – you know what she likes, you can do things a little differently if you’re fluid-bonded, and you can invest in higher-end things you know you’ll both love.
11 Multifunction Couple’s Toys for Making Your Own Fun this Valentine’s Day
We grow closer to people by figuring things out together. The best bonding experience is both of you creating it yourselves, and this Valentine’s Day you can do just that with these multi-function, flexible toys.
I Tried These Smart Sex Toys and All I Got Was All This Data about My Orgasms
A journey into the world of vibrators that document your pleasure using SCIENCE.
28 Sex Toys for Food-Free Food Play
Love to get off on a super sexy cake sitting but get a sympathetic yeast infection almost immediately? These food-shaped sex toys are for you.
Holigay Gift Guide: Last-Minute Anal Gifts
Anal toys are the PURRFECT holigay gift. I can say this with a false self of certainty that literally everyone’s New Year’s Resolution will be “MORE ANAL” or “BIGGER ANAL” or “FINALLY I WILL TRY ANAL.”
Seven Paddles We Love for Queer Kinky Sex
Want to reward bad behavior but don’t know where to start? These paddles are one possibility.
The 50 Best Queer Sex Toys
Autostraddle’s definitive list of the 50 best sex toys for queer sex.
Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Chakrubs Heart Crystal Dildo
Something that will feel hefty and firm in my cunt and look gorgeous on my altar? Come to Mommi.
Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The Kink Kit’s Spank Box
“I was curious how the Kink Kit planned on elevating this particular activity which I’ve almost always done with just a bare hand (and occasionally a paddle).”
Anonymous Sex Toy Review: Cute Little Fuckers’ Princette Puppypus
Today three different Autostraddle writers review and compare their takes on Princette Puppypus, a vibrator from Cute Little Fuckers, a gender-inclusive toy company with a mission to make exploring sex, sexuality, and gender a lighthearted, affirming, and exciting experience for all human bodies.
Trick or Treat Yourself: 8 All-Black Sex Toys for Your Spooky Season
‘Tis the season for black bats, black cats, and maybe a few adventures designed to give you goosebumps. Enjoy these all black everything offerings from Eve’s and let them keep you up through the witching hour and beyond!
YES NO MAYBE: Is That a Drumstick or Are You Just Happy to See Me
As turned off as I am by *gestures wildly* this, I am 100% gonna put my vulva all up in it.
8 Discreet Sex Toys for Having the Time of Your Life but Like, Quietly
It’s autumn, a time of transition — a time of maybe sharing a dorm room, of beginning to plan visits home for the holidays, of your roommate and you both being home all the fucking time because it’s getting cold and depressing out. Will you ever be able to masturbate and/or have sex without worrying about someone hearing every moment of it? With these toys and a little discretion on your part, yes!
Anonymous Sex Toy Review: The BumpHer
If you love the soft silicone base of the Mustang Royale, you might find yourself wishing every dick you use has one — which is where the BumpHer comes in.
Simply the Best: Fan Favorite and Bestseller Sex Toy Recommendations from Our Beds to Yours
We’ve assembled this list of fan favorite toys at a discount that have earned their following, either because Autostraddle staffers have put in the time and reported back favorably or because the good people buying from Eve’s Toys have voted with their dollars and made these products bestsellers (or both!). Will they be fan favorites for you too? Only one way to find out!
YES NO MAYBE: Intergalactic Aliens and Magical Dildos
140 FUCKIN’ THRUSTS PER MINUTE