As turned off as I am by *gestures wildly* this, I am 100% gonna put my vulva all up in it.
It’s autumn, a time of transition — a time of maybe sharing a dorm room, of beginning to plan visits home for the holidays, of your roommate and you both being home all the fucking time because it’s getting cold and depressing out. Will you ever be able to masturbate and/or have sex without worrying about someone hearing every moment of it? With these toys and a little discretion on your part, yes!
If you love the soft silicone base of the Mustang Royale, you might find yourself wishing every dick you use has one — which is where the BumpHer comes in.
We’ve assembled this list of fan favorite toys at a discount that have earned their following, either because Autostraddle staffers have put in the time and reported back favorably or because the good people buying from Eve’s Toys have voted with their dollars and made these products bestsellers (or both!). Will they be fan favorites for you too? Only one way to find out!
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Congratulations on making it through winter! Why not reward yourself with a new toy so you can feel as good as it looks outside? In a world that’s saturated with black, purple, and Sex Toy Hot Pink™ options, these precious pastel toys that pack a powerful punch will have you walking with a spring in your step.
Reader, there’s a lot going on with this toy.
“I’m gonna give this one an enthusiastic YES for the sole reason of their weird cow advertising.”
Although you can have fun getting busy with a partner with any kind of toy you’re into, these toys designed specifically with couples in mind can leave you and your cutie feeling more satisfied than a Domino’s heart-shaped pizza this Valentine’s Day.
The team from Lora DiCarlo believes gender bias played a significant role in losing an award for one of their products, a sentiment echoed by other woman-run sex-tech companies. Meanwhile, the company behind the trade show insists the award was a mistake in the first place.
So you want to head into your local sex shop and find yourself something new or different. Maybe you want to get a partner or a friend a new friend of their very own! Let’s make this a lovely experience for everyone involved, shall we?
There’s a million reasons to use sex toys with a partner — variety! Adding a new sensation! Creating a different type of intimacy! Acting out a scene you’ve always fantasized about! Curiosity! Adventure! Fun! Accessibility! Playing with a new part of the body! Toys can help you orgasm! Here’s how to get started.
This toy is a reasonably priced, absolutely fine version of a clit vibrator.
So, what do you get the person that already seems to own everything? Something weird, my pals!
These eight picks have everything you love in your favorite standbys, with upgrades and perks to make them the luxury you or a loved one deserve this holiday season. You’ve been very good this year; treat yourself!
Let’s just cut the crap and say it: We’re Horny for the Holigays.
The We-Vibe Ditto is a really fun anal toy, and the remote app makes it especially perfect for long-distance relationships — although the app also presents some challenges.
You already know the basics about buying a vibrator — maybe you already have one or two laying around your bedroom. If you’ve found yourself falling into a rut with your go-to, though, and are wondering if there’s something more, the answer is yes, Virginia, there definitely is.
“I need advice on caring for leather items. Like for example the leather strap-on harness I bought over a decade ago which has mostly been sitting around in a drawer.”
The BJ Dildo is designed for strap-on blow jobs. And I really, really wanted to love it.