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Music

The Best 45 Bars From Young M.A’s New Album “Herstory In The Making”

Young M.A finally dropped her debut album, and babyyyy, it’s got flavor. This is the soundtrack to my black queer love story.

By Al(aina)|September 30, 2019|4 Comments
Television

25 Gay Hats, Ranked

Gays really do love their hats.

By Heather Hogan|July 15, 2019|45 Comments
Health + Athletics

The 25 Gayest 2019 Women’s World Cup Tweets, Ranked by Thirst

This year’s FIFA Women’s World Cup has been the gayest sporting event ever, as you see reflected here in this small selection of gay tweets compiled by Heather and ranked by thirst by Rachel.

By Heather Hogan|July 4, 2019|54 Comments
Camp

46 Innovative Ways You Giant Weirdos Described Yourselves When Signing Up for A-Camp XI

“If I was a drink, I’d be bagel store coffee: better in the morning, culturally Jewish, a lil dull, a lil sweet, always reliable.”

By Riese|May 11, 2019|37 Comments
Travel

25 of Your Most Alarming Travel Nightmare Stories

You shared some very thrilling stories with us on our recent Queer Travel Survey. Here are highlights of your adventures!

By Riese|January 25, 2019|29 Comments
Fashion/Style

86 Truly Innovative Ways You Gays Described Your Haircuts

“Occasionally I wake up looking like a teen heartthrob on the cover of Tiger Beat circa 1997, like a Home Improvement-era Jonathan Taylor Thomas”

By Riese|November 12, 2018|28 Comments
Sex + Relationships

33 Queer Women and Non-Binary People On Their Early Masturbation Experiences

“oops and it was because i was attracted to barbie’s sister skipper”

By Riese|October 18, 2018|24 Comments
Society + Culture

33 Deeply Enchanting Feelings You Have About Witchcraft

“One day I will end up a witch on the corner with thirteen black cats cursing the prime minister”

By Riese|October 9, 2018|35 Comments
Sex + Relationships

55 Very Deep Thoughts About Your Sex Life You Shared With Us On Our Recent Sex Survey

“I’ve been dying to tell someone about how my partner and I finally found a name for our new dildo and it’s Antoni”

By Riese|July 23, 2018|57 Comments
Sex + Relationships

55 Questions to Obsessively Ask Yourself After a Lesbian Breakup

26. Will I ever stop talking about this?

By Riese|June 28, 2018|54 Comments
Camp

58 Ways You Beautiful Lunatics Described Yourselves When Signing Up for A-Camp X

“My purse is always full of sewing supplies and cheese snacks.”

By Riese|April 25, 2018|79 Comments
Sex + Relationships

47 Passionate Comments From 100% Straight People On The Daily Mail’s “Nobody Is 100% Straight”

“i have taken a few pop quizzes on this and got back 100 straight which I am”

By Riese|March 16, 2018|102 Comments
Sex + Relationships

38 Inspirational Ways You Weirdos Described Your “Types”

Tag yourself!

By Al(aina)|January 30, 2018|108 Comments
Straddleverse

50 of the Gayest Nerdiest Things You Weirdos Named Your Pets

“Stewie’s full name is Kristen Stewart because, let’s face it, they look exactly alike.”

By Riese|October 2, 2017|54 Comments
Television

I Love That Heterosexual Show “GLOW”!

JK.

By Erin|July 5, 2017|53 Comments
Comedy

20 Things To Say When Your Rideshare Driver Asks If You Have A Husband

What do you do when the guy behind the wheel (yes it’s always a guy) doesn’t take “I’m silently putting my earbuds in right now” for an answer?

By Kai|June 23, 2017|34 Comments
Herstory

Lesbian Bar Names of the Past, Ranked

RIP sweet girls.

By Erin|June 15, 2017|45 Comments
Straddleverse

21 Valuable Unsolicited Insights From The “Lesbian, Comes Out” Column on Tweetdeck

“Oh please! I will never ever have respect for Bruno Mars until he comes out & tells us he is a butch lesbian from the 70’s”

By Riese|June 6, 2017|73 Comments
Herstory

21 Unintentionally Gay Vintage Newspaper Clippings That I Wish Were Gay For Real

If only they knew, back then, what “butch” and “queer” might mean today…

By Riese|April 27, 2017|35 Comments
Camp

61 Ways You Weirdos Described Yourselves When Signing Up For A-Camp

“If I approached everything in life with the same determination and speed I put into changing into pajamas after work, I would be a highly productive person”

By Riese|April 12, 2017|101 Comments
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