What do you do when the guy behind the wheel (yes it’s always a guy) doesn’t take “I’m silently putting my earbuds in right now” for an answer?
RIP sweet girls.
“Oh please! I will never ever have respect for Bruno Mars until he comes out & tells us he is a butch lesbian from the 70’s”
If only they knew, back then, what “butch” and “queer” might mean today…
“If I approached everything in life with the same determination and speed I put into changing into pajamas after work, I would be a highly productive person”
“Smashing the patriarchy and organizing for a rape crisis center on our college campus while also taking a gender studies class. Also I was a data point in her thesis. It was about gender neutral housing.”
“Desperately pining for the cute queer Hot Topic employee who complimented my yellow doc martens the other day”
“The world’s top judge of architecture”
“Femme in the Summer, Butch in the Winter: A Seasonal Fluidity.”
“FRUIT —> bananas, many avocados, etc.”
9. Vial of one year’s worth of eye boogers from a couple at the Museum of Natural & Artificial Ephemerata.
“And don’t act like womans are better than males. It’s tied between the two so stop please.”
“Degrassi Lesbian Porn!”
“I dreamt I misplaced my pocketbook. When I turned around to retrieve it, I noticed a gay girl had run off with it.”
From “Oy Vey, You’re Gay” to “The Deadlier Sex” to “Holy Lesbo Batman!” and beyond!
“Everything is brand new! For all of us!”
“Just wonder what Charlie thinks about it…that would be an interesting 2 1/2 men episode…”
“Which of our astrological sun signs is more of a bitch.”
“I was sobbing continuously and finally blurted “I’m gay!” and then Skype, wonderful technology that it is, DROPPED THE CALL.”