46 Innovative Ways You Giant Weirdos Described Yourselves When Signing Up for A-Camp XI
“If I was a drink, I’d be bagel store coffee: better in the morning, culturally Jewish, a lil dull, a lil sweet, always reliable.”
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25 of Your Most Alarming Travel Nightmare Stories
You shared some very thrilling stories with us on our recent Queer Travel Survey. Here are highlights of your adventures!
86 Truly Innovative Ways You Gays Described Your Haircuts
“Occasionally I wake up looking like a teen heartthrob on the cover of Tiger Beat circa 1997, like a Home Improvement-era Jonathan Taylor Thomas”
33 Queer Women and Non-Binary People On Their Early Masturbation Experiences
“oops and it was because i was attracted to barbie’s sister skipper”
33 Deeply Enchanting Feelings You Have About Witchcraft
“One day I will end up a witch on the corner with thirteen black cats cursing the prime minister”
55 Very Deep Thoughts About Your Sex Life You Shared With Us On Our Recent Sex Survey
“I’ve been dying to tell someone about how my partner and I finally found a name for our new dildo and it’s Antoni”
55 Questions to Obsessively Ask Yourself After a Lesbian Breakup
26. Will I ever stop talking about this?
58 Ways You Beautiful Lunatics Described Yourselves When Signing Up for A-Camp X
“My purse is always full of sewing supplies and cheese snacks.”
47 Passionate Comments From 100% Straight People On The Daily Mail’s “Nobody Is 100% Straight”
“i have taken a few pop quizzes on this and got back 100 straight which I am”
38 Inspirational Ways You Weirdos Described Your “Types”
Tag yourself!
50 of the Gayest Nerdiest Things You Weirdos Named Your Pets
“Stewie’s full name is Kristen Stewart because, let’s face it, they look exactly alike.”
I Love That Heterosexual Show “GLOW”!
JK.
20 Things To Say When Your Rideshare Driver Asks If You Have A Husband
What do you do when the guy behind the wheel (yes it’s always a guy) doesn’t take “I’m silently putting my earbuds in right now” for an answer?
Lesbian Bar Names of the Past, Ranked
RIP sweet girls.
21 Valuable Unsolicited Insights From The “Lesbian, Comes Out” Column on Tweetdeck
“Oh please! I will never ever have respect for Bruno Mars until he comes out & tells us he is a butch lesbian from the 70’s”
21 Unintentionally Gay Vintage Newspaper Clippings That I Wish Were Gay For Real
If only they knew, back then, what “butch” and “queer” might mean today…
61 Ways You Weirdos Described Yourselves When Signing Up For A-Camp
“If I approached everything in life with the same determination and speed I put into changing into pajamas after work, I would be a highly productive person”
55 Gayest Ways You Met Your Significant Other(s), According to the Autostraddle Reader Survey
“Smashing the patriarchy and organizing for a rape crisis center on our college campus while also taking a gender studies class. Also I was a data point in her thesis. It was about gender neutral housing.”
39 Truly Innovative Ways You Described Your Relationship Status On The Autostraddle Reader Survey
“Desperately pining for the cute queer Hot Topic employee who complimented my yellow doc martens the other day”
49 Tremendously Vulgarious Ways “Spy Magazine” Described Casino Operator Donald Trump, 1986-1994
“The world’s top judge of architecture”