“If I was a drink, I’d be bagel store coffee: better in the morning, culturally Jewish, a lil dull, a lil sweet, always reliable.”
You shared some very thrilling stories with us on our recent Queer Travel Survey. Here are highlights of your adventures!
“Occasionally I wake up looking like a teen heartthrob on the cover of Tiger Beat circa 1997, like a Home Improvement-era Jonathan Taylor Thomas”
“oops and it was because i was attracted to barbie’s sister skipper”
“One day I will end up a witch on the corner with thirteen black cats cursing the prime minister”
“I’ve been dying to tell someone about how my partner and I finally found a name for our new dildo and it’s Antoni”
26. Will I ever stop talking about this?
“My purse is always full of sewing supplies and cheese snacks.”
“i have taken a few pop quizzes on this and got back 100 straight which I am”
“Stewie’s full name is Kristen Stewart because, let’s face it, they look exactly alike.”
What do you do when the guy behind the wheel (yes it’s always a guy) doesn’t take “I’m silently putting my earbuds in right now” for an answer?
RIP sweet girls.
“Oh please! I will never ever have respect for Bruno Mars until he comes out & tells us he is a butch lesbian from the 70’s”
If only they knew, back then, what “butch” and “queer” might mean today…
“If I approached everything in life with the same determination and speed I put into changing into pajamas after work, I would be a highly productive person”
“Smashing the patriarchy and organizing for a rape crisis center on our college campus while also taking a gender studies class. Also I was a data point in her thesis. It was about gender neutral housing.”
“Desperately pining for the cute queer Hot Topic employee who complimented my yellow doc martens the other day”
“The world’s top judge of architecture”