“It is true that sapphism is also to be met with in quite young girls, but only if they live in houses of prostitution or in girls’ colleges.”
We had a queer prom on top of a mountain. There were photographs. Some of these prom-goers were pretty f*cking special.
Here are ten likely scenarios.
So here I have for you, in no particular order, a list of fun couples costumes where one person is a redhead!
20. i wish we could put together a listling of “things we emailed each other in rapid succession when stef brought up marilyn manson.”
I went to the Texas State Fair and all I got was a lousy turkey leg.
The Firestarters cabin trolled me and my co-counselor, Liz C. all camp. This is what happens when you show people you care.
Because hey, if you’re going to go there, you could at least be thorough.
Because you can’t just say nothing before hanging up the phone.
Sometimes it feels like every single person in Bon Temps is constantly going through the worst lesbian breakup of all time.
“Eight New Kinds of Dildos For You To Gay Marry”
I never thought I’d see those mix tapes or that Samantha doll again
On cleanup day, everyone just wants to go home.
“five years from now when i’m living in a tree writing tracts about how monsanto is part of the illuminati cabal on recycled seventh-generation paper bags, you can pinpoint this as the moment it started.”
“hot girls who would pop out of my computer and hand feed me Nutella as I browsed the internet.”
It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without Frozen Jellied Turkey Vegetable Salad!
“At some point during my childhood, I may or may not have tried to float across a body of water in a wooden barrel. It didn’t turn out well. Thanks for the splinters Pippi Longstocking.”
14. That sometimes the cute lesbian who looks like a 12 year old boy is, in fact, a 12 year old boy
“a playlist about sparrows”