Sometimes Valentine’s Day is a patriarchal capitalist scam and sometimes you just want to eat some candy hearts and buy balloons and make out and unironically get into it.
If you’re a last minute giver, give the gift that keeps on giving with these groovy subscriptions!
It would be the sweetest thing to gift your culinarily skilled loved ones with new swag for their kitchen.
Two Things: First, I want nothing more than for you and your loved ones to start off 2018 being your best selves. Second, I checked this list. I checked it twice. Everything on it can still be delivered by December 25th (in case you are as much of a procrastinator as I am. No judgement! 2017 was hard, after all.)
Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians. Happy holidays!
Also, look, I’m a POC, I don’t mess around with haunted dolls, but maybe you do.
Gifts to keep queers who live alone cozy, comfy, and feeling safe.
Two weeks? Seven months? Twelve years? However long you’ve been together, we’ve got your gifting covered.
Here’s what to get yourself, your girlfriend, the married couple you’re sleeping with, and everyone else at the play party — all for up to 50% off!
Coffee gadgets don’t have to be expensive!
“Look good and cool while going anywhere” should be the soft butch motto, probably.
A list that’s slightly more relevant to travelers like us — here, queer, in coach!
Take your gender treachery to the next level with these gifts for watching, reading, playing, and giving.
Gifts for people who are super into books that aren’t, y’know, books. And also some that are.
Find out what the entire Autostraddle Team wants for the holigays, and nab a couple of sweet gift ideas for you and your loved ones while you’re at it!
There are lots of great things about being a queer nerd, but maybe the best is that you get to be friends with other queer nerds. They’re really the best people. And they make great merch.
These are all gifts made by women and queer people, each one personally hand-crafted or designed, that you can gift to the discerning artist types in your life.
What a time to be a queer person who wears clothing and goes shopping!
What do you get your hot new girlfriend, your best friend, your ex, the barista you’re secretly in love with, the couple you want to sleep with, and more for Valentine’s day? These sex toys.
What a day for steals and deals, my friends! WHAT A DAY.