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The age-old challenge: what to get for your rad, free-thinking, take-no-BS, burn down the cisheteropatriarchy, revolutionary friend or loved one? Capitalism sucks. These gifts don’t!
Let’s just cut the crap and say it: We’re Horny for the Holigays.
When in doubt: MONOGRAM.
Some of you might be here because the weather changed and you need warm things, some of you are like me and can’t wait to buy shit for every season, and some of you just want to look cute and don’t know where to start.
This series may not be Magical Drafts and Potions by Arsenius Jigger, but it’s the closest things we muggles can get. All you need is a stove, a few fancy ingredients, and some time to whip of an apothecary full of gifts.
Scissoring: the greatest sex act in the world? Who would be foolish enough to make that claim? Me, and this gift guide!
We put our heads together and this is what the Autostraddle Team wants for the holigays! We think you’ll find some sweet stuff for your loved ones in here, too.
We’ve got it all! From makeup and skincare products, to statement tees and accessories! I’m confident that you’ll find more than a few items to give someone that you love.
Whether your person prefers quality time, physical touch, words of affirmation, receiving gifts, or acts of service, we’ve got some gift ideas for them!
’Tis almost the season for gift-giving! Here are some suggestions for the fitness-focused cuties in your life. Happy shopping, and enjoy the benefit of all those post-exercise endorphins!
I have a fear that all we as a people are going to have in 20 years are lost phone photos and a terrifying facebook/tumblr archive SO here are some things to help you and yours document whatever is important to you right now.
Jem and the Holograms (2015) is a great movie and these are great gifts.
“Can you sneak into her closet and take a pic of the ones she has (just side on hanging up is fine).”
The only thing standing between you and that sweet, thrilling thrum of victory is finding the perfect ridiculous gift.
Are you the hip AF parents of a small human? Do you aspire to the be the quirky aunt (or auncle) who always brings cool feminist gifts? Let’s shop for the babiiiiieeeees!
Gal Pals! Gender Traitors! Glitter fiends! Get in here for some seriously great gifts!
Gifts to keep queers who live alone cozy, comfy, and feeling safe.
Two weeks? Seven months? Twelve years? However long you’ve been together, we’ve got your gifting covered.
Here’s what to get yourself, your girlfriend, the married couple you’re sleeping with, and everyone else at the play party — all for up to 50% off!