The Lazy Jewish Queer’s Guide to Rainbow Hamantaschen for Purim
Purim is a party, so let’s make a big batch of rainbow hamantaschen to celebrate!
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Happy Hanukkah, Let’s Make Vegan Sufganiyot
Happy Hanukkah! Celebrate the holiday, which starts tonight at sundown, with a recipe for delicious vegan sufganiyot.
Get Baked: Pink Ombre Mini Cakes
Perfect for office tea parties and ostentatious self-care selfies.
Get Baked: Sourdough Persian Love Cake
It’s called a “Persian Love Cake” and is a great way of using up any sourdough starter discard you may have. The flavor is sweet (due to the massive amounts of honey syrup), but also interesting and complex (due to the sourdough, cardamom and lemon). It’s delicious, and the cake itself is pretty gosh darn beautiful, too, if I do say so myself.
Get Baked: Eggplant Parmigiana with Homemade Tomato Sauce
I’m here to defend eggplant’s honor and prove it can be damn delicious when done right.
Soggy Bottoms: Rough Puff Pastry Is Like Classic Puff Pastry, But Easier
This is ROUGH PUFF (ruff puff? rough pough?) and it’s a lot less precise than “regular puff,” and therefore it’s easier for the first-timer. Like you. Like us.
Soggy Bottoms: How I Mastered The Fine Art of Making English Muffins
Six weeks and ten batches after my initial muffin-making attempt, I have developed a reasonably passable English muffin recipe that would probably land somewhere around the middle of the pack in an early-season Great British Bake Off technical challenge.
Get Baked: Quick ‘n Easy Veggie Sausage ‘n Peppers Sandwich
Five steps. Five minutes. Five fucking stars.
This Is How We Do It: Living That Fresh Bread Lifestyle
This recipe is ideal for people who give just the bare minimum amount of shits about bread baking in relation to the rest of your life.
Get Baked: Homemade Sparkle Truffles
Because my main objective in life is to make things as gay as possible, I coated these truffles in a form of edible glitter known as “disco dust.”
Holidays and Spice and Everything Nice: A Soul Food Recipe Roundup
“This recipe is one-fourth jollof rice recipe from an easy-to-follow blog, and three-fourths looking at my mom and constantly asking ‘IS THIS RIGHT?!?!'”
Get Fried (for Hanukkah!) with Latkes
Latkes are really easy, can be made with everything found in a severely understocked kitchen, and everyone likes them because they are literally just fried potatoes and everyone loves fried potatoes.
Menu For My Date With Lamia: Five Hearty Homemade Soups
She looked me up and down and told me I had magnificent hair. So I told her she had a beautiful tail. She told me she liked my scar. I told her I liked her, and would she like to have dinner with me sometime? “Yesss,” she replied. The following evening she came to my apartment and I fed her five different homemade soups.
My Picnic Date With Galadriel: Strawberry Soup, Mango Shrimp Salad, Focaccia and Galettes
“Just keep an eye on it and pull it out when it looks like something you think an elven queen would repin to her Pinterest cooking board.”
Get Baked: Summer Berry Cobbler With Buttermilk Biscuit Crust
Strawberries and blueberries in a buttermilk biscuit cobbler situation, so you can live your best life!
Get Baked: The Great Autostraddle Babe-B-Q Cookbook
Rachel, Aja, Kaitlyn, Carmen, and Geneva whipped up some totally kick-ass sauces, drinks, appetizers, and entrees for you that are best enjoyed on picnic benches and on paper plates next to a crackling set of coals.
Get Baked: Three Brilliant Blueberry Recipes To Try This Summer
Here’s what you do if you have 18 pounds of highbush organic New Jersey blueberries.
50 Salads. Zero Lettuce.
What is a salad, really?
The Perfect Breakfast Sandwich: A Personal Journey, A Shared Triumph
Now you can benefit from my quest for the perfect weekday breakfast sandwich, with options for vegans and not-vegans alike.
Get Baked: This Chocolate Cake
Sometimes you want a chocolate cake to hit you in the face like a moist, fragrant, delicious brick. With sprinkles.