“It felt sort of like we were masturbating together, but also masturbating at war.”
If intense and focused vibration is what you’ve been looking for in a g-spot toy, the Oh My G! is here for you.
It’s an electric vibrator shaped like a goddamn unicorn. And it’s my new favorite. As long as I don’t want to actually use it.
“I like my fucking deliciously stressful, especially after a good spanking, and in the hands of a capable partner the business end of the Bück can provide.”
The leather Ramona strap-on harness feels extremely sexy in a way that nylon and spandex harnesses never do.
For me, the sleeper success of the Sharevibe came in butch-cock sucking.
“If you like to be on top during penetrative sex but you’re by yourself, the Moody and some ingenuity plus quad strength could be your solution.”
The Gazelle vibrator combines a classic sex toy shape with lines vaguely evocative of animal traits in a way that’s surprisingly smooth and sleek.
Using the Bouncer dildo is like fucking with kegel balls you can actually feel.
Innovative new sex toy or lobster claw clamped on your clit?
I want more sex toys like the Minna Limon please.
The silicone Je Joue Ami Balls will help you kill your kegels.
The Ceramix No. 10 vibrator is the worst sex toy I have ever tried. At least it’s pretty.
The Lily 2 is the first-ever scented vibrator. Other than that, it’s excellent.
The Bi Stronic Fusion is a rabbit that vibrates and thrusts. What more could you want?
The Mustang Royale is your favorite VixSkin dildo, with an upgrade.
Great in theory, not quite there in reality.
The Je Joue Ooh is the modular sex toy line you didn’t know you were waiting for.
Bad name; terrible aesthetic; awesome toy.
I was barely trying to come when the Magic Wand just sort of pulled multiple orgasms out of me. (I don’t usually have multiple orgasms.)