Hey! What did you eat for lunch today?

Glee, Modern Family, Community, The Fall Television Gay Conspiracy, Beautiful Life, THREE RIVERS (why shane, why?), Stargate Universe, More Fall Television excitement than anyone CAN POSSIBLY HANDLE!, Spartacus, and so much more!

“If the kids are united, they will never be divided.”

Winners announced!

In which The Man does the damning.

You’ve heard the propose policies, the pundits, the fear-mongers, the critics and the cynics — now hear the people. Autostraddle talks about the future of health care with true stories from the unemployed, laid off, employed, students, underemployed, stuffed dogs, government-aided, Canadian, Australian, British (a boy, even!) and Intern Daphne from Belgium, Offering the Greatest Healthcare in the World.

A student group from Ohio University decides to launch a campaign against racist costumes — how people have reacted against it and why they’re wrong.

Nurse Jackie says goodbye for the season, Weeds gets even weirder, and True Blood has lesbian sex! Plus America’s Best Dance Crew recap and the hot girl of the week. With extra extra funny.

Will the coming election year usher in more female incumbents than ever before, or watch them all disappear?

The Washington Post profiles Brian Brown, the Exec Director of NOM, saying that he is sane and all this other crazy stuff. Also, Ellen & Portia rock the Emmys, Glee sneak preview and … apparently men loving transsexual women is a new “trend.”

What do you get when you cross a Pretty Little Liars Fashioncap with a dose of You Still Have Time for a (Gay) Halloween Costume? Lady Gaga, Witches, Elizabethan figures and more!

“Mr. Cain, Governor Perry and Congresswoman Bachmann all believe 50 different definitions of marriage is fine. But I strongly disagree and will continue fighting for traditional marriage between one man and one woman.”

This is what not-quite-equal looks like.

Wil Wheaton returned to Big Bang Theory. Parks and Rec was SO good and “Community was perfect. I don’t even want to talk about it because everyone should just watch it and be amazed and in awe and kiss Dan Harmon in the mouth.”

America’s Best Dance Crew recap, Top Chef premiere recap, Project Runway premiere recap, Intervention recap

“I remember my first iPod; it had the four red illuminated buttons and it never left my side. I remember my first smartphone: it was an iPhone. I remember picking up an iPad with skepticism and setting it down and knowing that I didn’t just want one — I needed one.”

What to do when your best friend’s parent dies

New NOM ad to stop gay marriage in Iowa, Lesbian couple tossed from church, Guiding Light spin-off features lesbian storyline of Natalie & Olivia, Olivia Wilde & Claire Danes strike a pose, Caster Semenya gender saga & Skanks in NYC saga continues, Lady Gaga will wear her new dress tonight.

The Vatican is worried about American nuns. Learn lesbian sex positions from Barbies, more smack against President Lady Gaga, watch Vogue Evolution Kung Fu the dance floor, and Intern Lily really, really REALLY likes Lindsay Lohan.

Crystal’s Team Pick: “Today is a very important day. Perhaps the most important day of the year. It’s Hilary Duff’s birthday.”