The comment awards still have a lot of #soccerfeelings and would just like to make out with Megan Rapinoe already.

Get out your dream journal!

Did you make it to the podium in this week’s commenting medal ceremony?

We want to dress you up in our love.

This week featured famous people coming out times 3, pies cream sandwiches, rompers, and also BRUNCH.

Yawning is the number one dance move for today.

May the odds be ever in your favor.

What was the highlight of your week, friends?

Congratulations! Today is your day. You’re off to Great Places! You’re off and away!

And will be until 2056.

Remember that time the electricity went out and Laura couldn’t do the comment awards? Happy Friday!

We’re all in good company.

I honestly can’t say if this is the right way to say “comment awards” in Spanish. I can tell you how Ben and Marina feel about adopciones.

Rabbit rabbit rabbit one day late.

Roses are red, violets are blue, we’ve got a “like” button because we like you.

My fingers have actually started melting onto my keyboard.

Comments and underage chickadees oh my!

I wish we called Halloween “The 31st of October.”

If the Internet were high school, Autostraddle commenters would be the funny kid who’s friends with everybody.

Lesbians on the teevee, pure poetry week forever.