Your CSA Box Must Be Eaten: 19 Ways to Make That Happen
I bet you’ve never even heard of salsify. Me either.
BPM: Maya Jane Coles and a Paloma
Put some music in your ears and some mezcal in your mouth.
Everybody’s Getting Married in Arkansas This Sunday Funday
Michael Sam got drafted, a bunch of celebrities really love you, gay marriage is sweeping the south and the British artistocracy. All in all, it’s a pretty gay day.
NSFW Lesbosexy Sunday Wants Sex And Tea In That Order
How to use nipple clamps, tea versus sex, a conversation about porn, when kinky people have vanilla partners and more.
Team Pick: Mamas Day Cards for All Your Mama Needs
I love Mamas Day because I don’t feel like I have to awkwardly try and squish my own life around to try and make it applicable.
EUROVISION! Drag Artist Conchita Wurst Wins World’s Queerest Song Contest
Thank G-d Conchita Wurst is the champion of Eurovision, because if The Common Linnets had won we’d have had to take away the pride flags.
Glee Episodes 518 and 519 Recap: You Need a Back Up Plan for Teaching Old Dogs New Tricks
In which Santana doesn’t kiss any girls but she does wear a series of sexy outfits and boss everyone around while holding adorable puppies.
Learn HTML and Build A Better Internet Comment: Part I
Okay, so only some HTML. But that’s because you don’t need more than the basics the have a beautifully formatted comment!
Saturday Morning Cartoons: Cats
Because some humans have a lot in common with cats.
Hallmark Now Cares Enough To Send Your “Lesbian Moms” The Very Best
Hallmark decides to be a little LGBT-friendly and make cards for families with multiple mommies.
The Comment Awards Only A Mother Could Love
On boxed wine, sobriety and broccoli.
In Which We Are Accused Of Being “Cosmo For Queers”
“Her argument is actually an inversion of what our real editorial and financial realities have been.”
FRIDAY OPEN THREAD: I’m Reading A Newspaper As We Speak, Even Though It Might Be Frowned Upon
It’s that time of week again! Leave a comment and tell me whatever you damn well please – and I promise to be absolutely intrigued by it. Also, please share pics. I need to live vicariously through your experiences.
Things I Read That I Love #126: Oh I Feel Misunderstood All The Time, Including Right Now
Topics include Lorrie Moore, being a conductor in the NYC subways, the ugly ramifications of mandatory minimums, Mystery Science Theater, faking a hate crime and much moar!
Kate McKinnon, Super Funny Queer Comedian, Wins American Comedy Award
Guess who won an American Comedy Award!
Rhymes With Witches: Partners in Crime, Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn
When I think of these two, I envision them as the cutest queer couple that is into feminism and sharing an eco-friendly Subaru.
Glitter Brigade: The Magical Beginning of A Queer Youth Group
“Have the meeting. Ask the youth what they want and need from this group. Start over and do those things. This isn’t about you at all, not anymore.”
VIDEO: #everyBODYisflawless in this Body-Positive Beyonce Remake
Like you needed another excuse to keep listening to Beyoncé.
20 Gifts To Make For Mother’s Day
Because no one appreciates your skills quite like the human who saved all of your paintings from K-12 Art Class.
Brittani’s Video Party: Sara Bareilles Takes the F to 7th So She Can Scissr
Party at the wedding reception with a new music video featuring a lesbian engagement, two webseries premieres, and a new coalition trying to stamp out racism in professional sports.